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Chapter 43 One card will crush you

At first, He Siqi didn't know what Chen Yang meant by imitating the cowboy blowing his muzzle, but soon she saw the tricks of this guy.

Along the way, Bai Yang got up a few times to play a small game, organize everyone to sing a song or something, but he would kneel down because of his unsteady legs, and couldn't get up for a long time.

"Damn it, why are you so awesome now, you got him completely disabled without anyone noticing?" He Siqi had a look of incredulity.

"What are you talking about? He should thank me for saving his life. Since he likes to kneel, of course I will let him go." Chen Yang said indifferently.

"Then how do you plan to deal with that couple?" He Siqi became a curious baby again.

"What's the point of talking about it now, you just wait and watch the show." Chen Yang smiled triumphantly, and had already clearly arranged for them in advance.

Guanxue Pavilion and Appreciation Garden are not in the urban area, so the bus took more than an hour to get there, and this was when there was no traffic jam.

Before getting off the bus, Bai Yang handed out tickets to all the students and knelt down several times.

But what made him secretly happy was that Chen Yang and He Siqi didn't see anything wrong after receiving the tickets, so Bai Yang wasn't guilty.

But when he got out of the car, he didn't take two steps, and the squad leader Bai knelt down again. He thought that his mental quality was too poor, and his legs were weak because of doing some bad things, so he didn't care too much.

Chen Yang and He Siqi didn't say anything when they saw the tickets in their hands. They checked the tickets together with their classmates and entered the appreciation garden, walking forward slowly.

"Old He, have you been here before? It looks really good. Looking at these flowers, although I can't name them, they are really pleasing to the eye." Looking at the surrounding scenery, Chen Yang couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

"I came here once last year when the freshmen registered. It was also my first time in Haishi, so I just took a look at it." He Siqi took a mobile phone and took two group photos of the two of them.

"By the way, I always play with you, your senior girl won't be jealous, right?" He Siqi joked while looking at the photo on the screen.

"Hey? It's really a matter. Whether it's siblings or clothes, this is a question worth thinking about." Chen Yang immediately started to play tricks.

Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes.

The tone is borrowed from the second half of the classic line in "Hamlet": To be or not to be, this is a question worth thinking about.

"Damn, you dragged me up again. Let me tell you, if you dare to value sex and despise friends, then I will make all the nasty things you did in the past public, and make you condemned and stared at." He Siqi immediately threatened. .

"Dirty shit, isn't it just seeing the thighs a few times, they are all wearing them, why don't you let them see?" Chen Yang rolled his eyes and said.

Just as the two were bickering, everyone had already arrived at the first small attraction.

"Plum Garden?" Chen Yang looked up, and there were two large characters written on the plaque, and then asked He Siqi next to him, "So it's a place to see plum blossoms?"

"The plum garden here seems to grow Chunjianhuangmei, a kind of orchid, and each plant is worth several thousand yuan." He Siqi explained briefly, and saw that the students took out their tickets to check in to enter the small scenic spot, and followed them. go forward.

"Isn't it an orchid? Why is it called a plum? So is it an orchid or a plum?" Chen Yang followed suit.

They were the last two in the class, and the tickets that Xu Jing used to disgust them were useless, so they both took out the VIP cards that Mei Ruolin had given them.

The ticket inspector took a brief look, mainly at the anti-counterfeiting mark on it, and then bowed, making a gesture of please and letting the two of them walk into the plum garden.

Just as He Siqi was about to ridicule Chen Yang for being uneducated, and couldn't even tell the difference between orchids and plum blossoms, she heard a loud shout from ahead.

"How did you check the tickets, and how did you let them in?!"

He Siqi immediately swallowed back the words that ridiculed Chen Yang, and looking forward, it turned out that Westbrook jumped out, pointing at her and Chen Yang to question the ticket inspector.

The ticket inspector didn't have much reaction, and still said politely: "Sir, all the tourists who enter the plum garden come in through the ticket inspection."

"Impossible, the two of them are just tickets to enter the garden, not a joint ticket including attractions at all, how can they enter the Plum Garden?" Westbrook's voice immediately raised another tone.

Why is this prodigal son so excited?Originally, he and Xu Jing were waiting to see the joke that Chen Yang couldn't get in, and they planned to make fun of it in front of their classmates. They just wanted to use this opportunity to save face, so that Chen Yang couldn't hold his head up in front of his classmates.

Unexpectedly, Chen Yang and He Siqi came in without hindrance, how could he not be annoyed?So in a panic, he simply tore his face. He didn't believe that Chen Yang would do it in front of so many classmates.

"Tickets? You may have made a mistake, sir. They are VIP guests." The ticket inspector explained calmly.

Chen Yang didn't say a word here, and quietly popped out two wisps of finger wind, respectively hitting Wei Shao and Xu Jing behind him. Of course, the position of the finger wind poking has a meaning, and it has an immediate effect.

"You fart, they..." Westbrook still wanted to accuse, but suddenly felt a huge itching in the private parts of his lower body, and it reached the point where he couldn't bear it, so he immediately stretched out his hand and scratched it twice.

This action was too unsightly in public, the ticket inspector pretended not to see it, turned around and went to check tickets for other tourists.

Many students also saw Westbrook's movements and turned around one after another, but they also missed classmate Xu Jing's eager itching movements.

"Hey, I heard that when you have heart disease, you will always itch. Do you think these two people are right?" Chen Yang left such a sentence as if nothing had happened, and then dragged He Siqi to continue into the plum garden.

The words just now seemed to be addressed to He Siqi, but the voice was very loud, so the students also guessed, and then turned their heads to look, and they were all shocked. It's nothing to be ashamed of in public.

"Is this... an infection?" A classmate said, and everyone who heard it immediately took a step back.

The class monitor, Bai Yang, was even more reactive. He took the ticket from Xu Jing before getting on the bus, worried that he would also be infected, so he immediately borrowed a disinfectant wipe from his female classmate, and wiped his hands vigorously.

"Haha, Westbrook is not a good thing at first glance. Do you think he will really suspect that he has a heart disease and go to the doctor?" He Siqi looked back from a distance and started to laugh.

"This kind of itching doesn't seem to work for anyone, and I'm afraid it won't get rid of it in ten or eight years. If you scratch your skin, it will only make it more itchy." Chen Yang said indifferently, after all, this embarrassment is the couple ask for it.

Wei Shao and Xu Jing, who were looking for embarrassment, didn't know what was going on, because the more they scratched, the more itchy, the more they scratched, the two of them felt ashamed and rushed to the nearby toilet.

I just don't know if it's for the pleasure of scratching a few times, or to see if I really have some dirty disease.