louisehourcade Chapter 118 Spreading Rumors with One Mouth
Chapter 118 Spreading Rumors with One Mouth
chapter 118
"Believe it or not, it's up to you!"
Fu Lian didn't argue anymore, but turned his head and got up from the ground.
It's clear they're in the wrong and don't know what to say, so they're cutting off the conversation here.
Meng Youcheng watched him from a distance...
To be honest, it doesn't really matter whether Fu Lian likes men or not, as long as they don't like him. He really wanted to tell him, "You can like anyone, but please, please don't like me..."
While it's somewhat unbelievable, it's not entirely without reason, since the other person did indeed try to kiss him just now!
But he couldn't say that...
Given this idiot's personality, even if he doesn't like me, he'll start acting like a jerk because of my reminders. The more I tell him to stay away, the more shamelessly he'll come running over!
"Oh……"
Meng Youcheng sneered, frowning as he asked, "Really... you're straight? You really have no interest in men?"
"Otherwise what?"
Fu Lian glared at him, annoyed. "I'm straighter than a telephone pole! You know what? A telephone pole! Every man in the world might be gay! I'm absolutely straight!"
Meng Youcheng interjected, "I just heard... the utility poles here were bent. Apparently, they were bent by Huo Siquan not long ago when there was a monster invasion."
"what?"
Fu Lian's previous impassioned speech immediately deflated considerably. "There's... such a coincidence?"
Meng Youcheng turned to leave, leaving behind the words, "Next time, use a different metaphor."
As soon as he turned around, he saw Huo Siquan walking slowly towards him. His expression was still indifferent, like a calm lake. "You guys are here... Time to eat."
What was Meng Youcheng about to say?
The commander has already left!
Just as I turned around, I happened to see Warrior A hiding behind the crack in the door...
Fu Lian was immediately surprised. "What are you looking at?"
Meng Youcheng pondered for a moment, then left.
After he left, Warrior A rushed out and patted Fu Lian on the shoulder, "Brother, how was it?"
Fu Lian was startled at first, then turned around awkwardly and smiled, "What... what can I do? He just... still can't accept me, he thinks I'm a man... maybe disgusting?"
Warrior A was somewhat puzzled, "Didn't you say before that your Major General has a penchant for men?"
"yes……"
Fu Lian pondered for a moment, then affectedly wiped away his tears. "Maybe he... enjoys keeping people hanging on like this? After all, our deputy general has always been kept on his toes, and he hasn't even made a move..."
"I don't want things to be like this... I still hope that we can... develop our relationship further."
Warrior A patted him on the shoulder and said sympathetically, "Don't worry, take your time. My name is Jeff. Although I'm just a nobody, if you need my help, just come to me. I'll do my best to help you!"
Fu Lian was stunned. "Jeff?"
Warrior A smiled and said, "I am from the Western Regions. My mother is from the Western Regions, and my father is from abroad. Later, my father abandoned us, so my brother and I have been living with my mother. Our ancestral home is also in the Western Regions. I am here for a trial."
"Oh……"
Fu Lian didn't think much of it and was just about to leave...
Jeff said to him again, "Come with me, it's time to eat."
……
They arrived at a large hall, where there was a very long table laden with steaming dishes. The warriors arrived one by one and sat down...
I did a quick count, and there were probably over 100 people.
Meng Youcheng arrived a step too late, so Fu Lian immediately greeted him, "Major General... I'm here!"
The man glanced at him with a somewhat disgusted expression, but had no choice but to walk over and sit down next to him.
The positions are fixed and cannot be changed.
Xu Guo appeared out of nowhere, catching his breath, and looked at Meng Youcheng, saying, "Major General, you..."
Before he could finish speaking, the warrior beside him quickly tugged at him, "Hey! Lieutenant General Xu, what do you think of our situation here?!"
"fine……"
Xu Guo replied politely, and was just about to continue talking to Meng Youcheng when the warrior next to him pulled him back and continued, "These are vegetables I picked myself. What do you think of this product? Isn't it exceptionally fresh?"
"Uh...hehe, yes."
In short, these warriors were determined not to give Xu Guo and Meng Youcheng any chance to speak!
Meng Youcheng could roughly guess the reason.
"Did you know? Our Major General... is 30 years old and still unmarried, an old man who has never even touched a girl's hand. It's said... he likes men..."
Meng Youcheng's anxiety finally died.
As long as that scoundrel gets the chance, he will never miss an opportunity to spread rumors!
Meng Youcheng smiled bitterly...
There are too many people here, we can't just go and hit him, can we?
Fu Lian spoke louder and louder, "I also heard from the warriors in the camp that a long, long time ago, our young general fell in love with a young warrior, but he didn't like her, so our young general..."
That's outrageous!
The veins on Meng Youcheng's forehead bulged out instantly...!
Damn it, that bitch!
Meng Youcheng said softly, "Shut up!"
Fu Lian: "He just... umm..."
Warriors ABCD: "Huh? What are you talking about?"
The boy immediately realized who was behind it, turned to look at Meng Youcheng, his eyes filled with anger, and murmured, "Uh-huh..."
Meng Youcheng smiled slightly, "What's wrong? Why can't you speak? Sigh... It's obvious you're spouting nonsense again. You've been punished by the gods, haven't you?"
Fu Lian: "Mmm..."
"Hungry? Wait a minute!"
Fu Lian's face turned bright red, his expression one of barely suppressed rage as he glared at Meng Youcheng...
The warrior next to him asked again, "What's wrong with you?"
Jeff came over too. "Are you alright, bro?"
Seeing this, Meng Youcheng had no choice but to whisper to Fu Lian, "Promise me you won't spread rumors about me anymore, and I'll untie you."
The boy nodded frantically...
As soon as he untied it, he let out a long sigh of relief...
"I'm fine, thank you all for your concern. Just now... I accidentally got a backlash from the sword energy and it hit my throat."
Warrior A: "So your Major General...did he force himself on that little warrior?"
Fu Lian glanced at Meng Youcheng warily...
The man held up two fingers, implying that there were two more times he could use the censorship today!
Fu Lian could only smile wryly, "Of course not... Our Major General is handsome and magnanimous, how could he treat his subordinates like that? He... cares for the people in our camp with utmost concern every day."
A satisfied smile finally appeared on Meng Youcheng's face...
Warrior B: "By the way, why are you wearing a red cloth around your neck?"
Without a second thought, Fu Lian replied, "It's a custom in our area. We wrap a red cloth around our necks for protection and safety."
What a silver tongue...
Nonsense, it just comes out of his mouth!
……
At night, when all is quiet.
Meng Youcheng, Xu Guo, and Fu Lian then returned to their room.
Because of their special status, Huo Siquan arranged for them to share a room with a large bed, the kind that could easily fit three people...
Meng Youcheng sat on the stool, not going to bed for a long time.
Xu Guo sat beside him, not daring to move.
Fu Lian jumped onto the bed in one go, stretching out his delicate hand—or rather, his biceps were really big!
Although the fingers are indeed very long and the bones are well-defined, the bulging veins on the back of the hand make it clear at a glance that it is a man's hand, and the kind of hand a man who often lifts weights!
He beckoned with his finger and gave Meng Youcheng a wicked smile, "Come on up, Your Majesty..."
Meng Youcheng immediately rolled his eyes...
Seeing this, Xu Guo punched him, "What are you doing?!"
"Oh my goodness..."
Fu Lian feigned a coquettish tone, then gave Meng Youcheng another flirtatious wink. "Your Majesty... this servant is in so much pain from being beaten! Come quickly and help me rub it! Come on, Your Majesty! If Your Majesty wants, you can spank my bottom!"
Meng Youcheng was stunned for a few seconds.
He really didn't know what to do when faced with this kind of mental illness.
He could only sigh heavily, not wanting to pay any attention to it.
Xu Guo immediately felt wronged, "Major General, I didn't use any force at all!"
Meng Youcheng stood up helplessly...
"Your Majesty..."
Fu Lian immediately struck a seductive pose, "This servant wants a hug!!!"
Meng Youcheng looked at him, pondered for a moment, and said, "Tomorrow, I'll mute you for the whole day. That way, you won't have a chance to spread rumors about me, right?"
"ah?!"
Fu Lian immediately straightened his posture, his voice returning to its rough tone, "Are you fucking alright? I'd die if I didn't talk for a day, don't you know that?!"
Meng Youcheng smiled slightly, "Since you know you're going to suffocate, why are you still teasing me like this? Aren't you just trying to make me silence you? If you really like being silenced, I can make you never speak for the rest of your life."
Fu Lian immediately understood what he meant, then lay back flat, "I give up, you have absolutely no sense of romance..."
Meng Youcheng then walked to the bedside and lay down. "Be good, I won't silence you!"
Fu Lian: "No wonder I've been single for 30 years!"
Meng Youcheng jumped up reflexively, yelling, "What the hell did you say?!"