louisehourcade Chapter 246 You Are Really Stupid
Chapter 246 You Are Really Stupid
Chapter 246 You Are Really Stupid
Wu Zhenyuan knelt on the ground and begged mournfully. When he had just finished speaking, he heard a bang. A large federal picture frame that was originally hanging on the wall was shaken probably because of the ground construction in the living room. Suddenly falling from the wall with a bang, Wu Zhenyuan let out a scream, and was crushed by the huge picture frame, and was firmly pressed under the picture frame.
Everyone was taken aback.
The huge federal picture frame is made of extremely thick sandalwood. This thing weighs several hundred catties. Once it is dropped and pressed on a person, it may crush the person alive.
After the loud bang, there was silence in the lobby.
Li Jiangnan, Cheng Xilong, Huo Jinting and others all frowned and stared at the giant painting. After half a moment, they shouted guiltyly: "Master Wu, Master Wu..."
"You, are you okay?"
Half a moment later, under the eyes of everyone, under the huge picture frame, a hand stretched out tremblingly, accompanied by a faint cry:
"Ouch, Ouch, it hurts..."
"Help...help me..."
Everyone was taken aback after hearing this.
Then:
"Quick, he's not dead yet, help save him!"
Cheng Xilong shouted, and the two gardeners, the housekeeper, and the bodyguards worked together to lift up the picture frame, and Li Jiangnan was able to drag the dying Wu Zhenyuan out from under the picture frame.
Li Jiangnan checked his injuries and found several broken ribs and a dislocated arm. Other than that, he was fine. Wu Zhenyuan was still able to move, trembling all the time, crying out in pain.
Li Jiangnan saw Master Wu's sad appearance and was really surprised.
"Fuck, you're not dead after this, Master Wu, your life is really tough!"
"I'm really very surprised. You survived two consecutive bad lucks. How could you have such good luck?"
If someone else suffered such a disastrous accident and was praised as "blessed", they would definitely feel ironic and humiliated, and would feel angry.
But Wu Zhen is far from it.
He is very clear that under the shadow of bad luck, he was able to survive twice in a row, which is definitely a blessing in misfortune, a great blessing.
Master Wu looked sadly and said: "Many, thank you Mr. Li for your compliment."
"From the third generation of my ancestors, my family has paid attention to accumulating virtue. The Wu family never kills, has always been a vegetarian, and does good deeds every year and festival, so since I was a child, my luck has been better than ordinary people..."
After hearing this, Li Jiangnan understood something.
It seems that Wu Zhenyuan has been eating Fengshui since the third generation of his ancestors.
This kind of professional family that makes a living by fortune-telling and physiognomy is often blessed, either with a strong fortune, which is favored by God, or with a talent or understanding that is different from ordinary people. In short, this kind of family respects God very much and often spreads Do good deeds, sacrifice and pray for blessings, so as to accumulate blessings for yourself.
With such a family inheritance, how could Master Wu's luck be bad?
However, Master Wu himself knew that no matter how hard his fate was, he would not be able to survive under the bad luck of the Dragon Locking Formation.
In less than half an hour, there were two "bloody disasters" on his body. If there was another time, Master Wu dared to bet anyone that he would never have such good luck again.
It is only possible to end up with an untimely death!
Thinking of this, Master Wu became anxious, and begged mournfully, "Mr. Li, please help me, sir, please help me."
"I can't take it anymore."
"Mister, please find a way to break this dragon-locking formation. If another accident happens...I, I don't want to die..."
As he spoke, he grabbed Li Jiangnan's trouser leg with one hand, lay down on the ground, and began to cry.
The current Master Wu has a sad look, compared to the previous proud face, he is already a different person.
Seeing his pitiful appearance, Li Jiangnan couldn't help shaking his head in his heart.
"Get up."
After Cheng Xilong heard this, he hurried forward and helped Master Wu up.
Li Jiangnan said indifferently: "Master Wu, according to my previous temper, a guy like you who is arrogant and conceited, deserves to be unlucky and not worth saving."
After hearing this, Master Wu became anxious, knelt down again, and begged, "No, Mr. Li."
"I know I was wrong, and I know that Mr. is a superior man."
"Ms. Wu has blind eyes and doesn't recognize the gentleman's face, so I will confess my mistake to him now..."
He was also frightened, so he raised his hand and slapped himself tremblingly.
"Forget it……"
Li Jiangnan couldn't bear his embarrassment, he was half dead, and he slapped himself feebly, how could he have the strength of a warlock?
It's just like a straw bag.
Li Jiangnan stopped him impatiently, and said admonishingly, "Don't make amends."
"But you have to be more modest in the future. Don't think that you have a half-baked Taoism, so you really regard yourself as a master. You can look down on this, look down on that, and pretend to be a master everywhere."
"You recite this sentence to me a hundred times: there are people beyond people, and mountains beyond mountains. Keep it firmly in your heart..."
"Yes Yes……"
Hearing this tone was a little loose, and knowing that Mr. Li no longer cared about him, and was willing to help him get rid of his bad luck, Master Wu couldn't help being overjoyed, and quickly lay down on the ground, knocking his head several times.
Then, Master Wu was helped to the side, and he frowned solemnly, following Li Jiangnan's explanation, he recited the famous words of warning to the world meticulously.
A hundred times, Master Wu did not dare to miss a word, just like an obedient elementary school student, he recited all of them.
Li Jiangnan ignored him, and looked at the water pipe exposed on the ground with flickering eyes, wondering what he was thinking there.
Cheng Xilong, Huo Jinting, the housekeeper and others did not dare to disturb him, and they all quietly stayed by his side.
"The dragon-locking formation cannot be forcibly broken."
"These water pipes cannot be redirected and cannot be easily damaged."
Li Jiangnan said as he walked to the middle of the living room, his eyes fell on the junction of the two water pipes, and he explained authentically: "Chengxilong, you arrange manpower to connect the living eye at this junction to draw the water out of the pipe."
"Yes, sir..." Cheng Xilong did not hesitate to do as he wanted.
Master Wu walked up with difficulty, and asked weakly: "Mr. Li, what is the purpose of your arrangement?"
Li Jiangnan squinted at him and said, "Have you heard of the hidden dragon formation?"
After hearing this, Master Wu let out a hiss, frowned and thought for a while, and then said: "Hidden Dragon Formation, Wu has heard about it from his ancestors."
"It's just that Mr. Wu doesn't quite understand. What does it have to do with the hidden dragon formation that you said you want to break the dragon lock formation now?"
Li Jiangnan said: "Master Wu, you are really stupid."
Master Wu was taken aback for a moment, not daring to say more.
Li Jiangnan said indifferently: "Since you have heard of the hidden dragon formation, have you ever heard that the locking dragon formation and the hidden dragon formation are a double-edged sword, similar to each other, and opposite?"
Master Wu knew that his knowledge was too low compared to his, so he didn't dare to ask casually, but looked at him sincerely with a modest attitude of asking for advice.
Li Jiangnan continued: "Since we can't forcefully break the formation, we should take advantage of the situation and convert the dragon-locking formation here into the hidden dragon formation."
He strode forward, and tapped the other two grounds with his toes, "Here, here, we must open eyes."
"Bring the living water from these three points out of the water pipes, and cooperate with the breathable marble window sill in the east. When the wind and water surge, and the luck meets, this dragon will come alive. Do you understand?"
Li Jiangnan said the last sentence, looking at Wu Zhenyuan.
After hearing this, Wu Zhenyuan's eyes flashed, and he said in admiration, "I understand, I understand!"
"Miao, it really is wonderful!"
"Mr. Li is worthy of being an expert, Zhenyuan really admires..."
At this moment, the way he looks at Li Jiangnan is like a brainless fan seeing an idol, full of admiration and shock, wishing he could hug his leg immediately and worship him...
(End of this chapter)