Return of the Antagonistic Lady Boss

Chapter 863 - 837: Just Say You’re One’s Wife

"Ah, gossip!!!" Xiaoqiang’s eyes immediately brightened, and he excitedly said to Qian, "Hurry, Qianbao, take a photo and show it to the eldest brother!"

Qian had a dark line across her face, wondering how to handle such a brother; Mr. Yu was really out of luck.

Yu Minglang was intent on catching Mr. Yu in an awkward situation, lacking any sibling compassion. But before he could take a photo, he saw Mr. Yu push the woman away quickly.

"What are you doing!" Mr. Yu shouted angrily. The woman looked aggrieved.

"Benefactor, don’t you remember? It’s me!"

Witnessing this, Yu Minglang smirked.

"Look at our old second, how he’s like... The last one to call him benefactor became our second sister-in-law, and now here’s another. Tsk tsk, Mr. Yu sure has good luck with women, specially rescuing young girls, how should he handle this!"

"Are you Mr. Yu’s real brother?"

Qian particularly despised Xiaoqiang, questioning his loyalty to his real brother.

"I always objectively view problems; I focus on the matter, not the person. Look at Yu Laomao, saving so many young girls."

Mr. Yu was quite out of luck, just lining up to buy grilled squid for his wife, only to be hugged out of nowhere by a woman.

Mr. Yu, having a slight germaphobia, especially disliked being touched by strangers, felt goosebumps all over after being forcibly hugged by her.

At a glance, he saw Yu Laomao and his wife gloating, and he became angry. Mr. Yu glared at Yu Xiaoqiang, as if to say, "Don’t say nonsense in front of your sister-in-law."

Xiaoqiang rubbed his index and thumb together, pretending to count money, as if saying, "Watch out, without hush money, I’ll spread rumors."

Qian felt quite sympathetic towards Mr. Yu. While the few exchanged distant looks, the woman who was pushed away still wasn’t giving up on trying to grab Mr. Yu’s hand, making him step back two steps immediately.

"Who on earth are you?"

"Benefactor, don’t you remember? Years ago, I was kidnapped, and you led people into the woods to rescue me. I still remember your warm embrace."

"You’ve got the wrong person. I’ve never been to the jungle."

Mr. Yu seemed to let out a long sigh of relief.

Being called a benefactor by someone was only something Daya had experienced, and he found it more pleasant; being hugged by strangers felt truly terrifying.

"Aren’t you One brother?"

Xiaoqiang and his wife were watching the scene with great interest, but after hearing this, they suddenly couldn’t laugh anymore.

He even didn’t dare to turn and look at his wife’s expression, feeling a sudden chill down his spine despite the hot weather.

Yu Minglang was just about to duck away when he heard Mr. Yu’s voice behind him.

"I’m not One, he is." This was definitely a counterattack for Yu Laomao’s schadenfreude.

Normally, Mr. Yu was not like this; this time, it was in retaliation against Yu Laomao who, with his wife, enjoyed the spectacle without concern for the gravity of the situation.

Yu Minglang was preparing to slip away when he felt a gust of wind blow past him. A figure of unknown weight, but visually at least over 120 pounds, was coming at Xiaoqiang with great speed under gravitational acceleration.

"If you have something to say, say it; if not, don’t randomly hug!"

Yu Minglang dodged swiftly, and the woman who wanted to pounce on the benefactor nearly crashed into a clothing stand at the night market.

Qian maintained an indifferent face throughout while Xiaoqiang hurried to explain to her.

"I know nothing about this!"

"Wasn’t it you who said earlier about specially rescuing young girls?"

Qian threw back Xiaoqiang’s previous words about watching Mr. Yu’s drama without changing a word.

Xiaoqiang felt wronged at the moment, with a kind of frustration akin to kicking Wangcai.

Mr. Yu looked at Xiaoqiang with a satisfied expression.

"Good for you, Yu Laomao, even you have such a day!"

"Big sis, when did I save you?"

Yu Minglang prided himself on having a good memory. It was unlikely he saved someone he had no impression of.

But he really didn’t remember rescuing such a fangirling woman, showing a crush and rushing towards handsome guys.

"Don’t you remember, One brother? I was kidnapped, and you led the rescue, like the Great Sage Equalling Heaven on a colorful cloud, leaving a lasting impression in my heart over these years. I didn’t expect to see you here!"

"I don’t know what Great Sage or Pigsy you’re talking about, but I think you’ve got the wrong person, goodbye."

Xiaoqiang decisively wanted to slip away.

"No mistake! You’re still the same as a few years ago. Don’t you remember, in the old mountain range, I’m Xiaozhi."

"You’ve got the wrong person. I actually repair bicycles and haven’t done what you said, goodbye."

Yu Minglang, holding Qian, decided to skip buying grilled squid and hurriedly left.

"One brother! Are you really not One brother?" The hefty girl continued her heartfelt calling.

Only after walking quite far with Yu Minglang did Qian look back to see the hefty girl still standing there.

"’Turning back, behold the person amidst the dim lights,’ One brother, aren’t you going to turn back?"

Stimulated by her, Xiaoqiang almost tripped.

"How is she that person? My ’that person’ is always by my side, why should I look back?"

"Isn’t her appearance lacking? If it were someone with better looks, wouldn’t you take a few glances back?" Qian said sourly.

"What does appearance have to do with it? Aren’t all women looking pretty much the same?" Except for his Mei, every other woman seemed about the same to him and didn’t warrant more than a glance.

"One brother, is she the one you mentioned to me before, the girl you once rescued?"

Qian remembered Minglang talked about having some psychological shadow left after rescuing someone once and being negative for days.

The key point was that, for self-adjustment, he visited the rescued girl at her home, found peace in that, and went back to work.

When he said it, Qian thought the girl should have been only a few years old; seeing her now, she wasn’t a little girl at all, clearly a grown woman!

Yu Minglang internally was also feeling desperate and incredibly innocent.

"She truly was just a teenage girl back then! Who knew just a few years later, she’d grow so much!"

Lump... Is that really a proper word to describe a girl?

"Girls change drastically during their teen years, it’s nothing strange." A girl’s puberty is practically like a makeover.

Not every case turns out well; some catastrophically fail...

Speaking of puberty, Qian couldn’t resist being a bit sour.

"Puberty is when sexual awareness starts, and there’s a need to get close to the opposite sex. During this period any romantic work is extremely sensitive to them. You appeared like a celestial being in a young girl’s heart, leaving a deep and indelible impression... One brother, you’ve saved quite a few people, right? Give me a count of how many are still thinking about you, so I know what to mentally prepare for. If more start calling you One brother, what should I do?"

"Do you even need to think about it? Just tell them you’re One sister-in-law, it’s just that simple!"

The straightforward and blunt answer directly pleased Qian, feeling delightful inside but her words were still relentless.