What kind of bad intentions can a foolish deer have?

Chapter 28 28

The deer kid was walking in the dim inn, the wooden floor made a decaying and damp sound, creaking and creaking.

Perhaps it was because it was already late, and there were very few tourists entering the haunted house. In the dim light, You Lu didn't see anyone other than him and Li Wu.But he was not afraid at all, he took small steps boldly and confidently, looking here and there.

The red light hit the big vase beside it, and there was a head crookedly staring at Youlu at the mouth of the vase.

It was a man's head, with the half-moon hair of the Qing Dynasty, but no whip, his hair was hanging loosely outside the bottle, his face was pale, and his red eyes were streaming with tears.

When he met You Lu's eyes, the corners of his mouth curled up, and he let out a weird chuckle, the sound seemed to come from all directions through a stereo.

You Lu: "Kachi Kachi Kachi—" imitating his laughter, mocking: "Uncle, you laugh so strangely."

The man's laughter choked, the smile disappeared, and he stared at the child in front of him expressionlessly.

You Lu walked over and walked around the big vase, it was hard to imagine that a man's body could be curled up in the vase.

He walked around in front of the ghost head and asked politely, "Uncle, can I pet your head?"

Vase Ghost: ...

Hello!You are not afraid at all, I have no dignity!

The vase ghost chose not to speak and rolled his eyes.

"Okay~ It seems you don't want to." ╮(╯-╰)╭

You Lu spread out his hands and waved at Vase Ghost, "Goodbye, uncle."

You Lu continued to walk inside, and encountered bouncing zombie ghosts one after another, a horrifying beauty whose painted skin had been torn off half of her face, and a hanged ghost in a white robe with a meter-long tongue hanging from the beam of the house. The girl with a rip in the red dress he beckons, two black-faced dancers stepping on the Bladed Mountain with their bare feet...

Facing their deliberate surprise, You Lu reacted by running over to interact with them with a happy face.

I, You Xiaolu, am here to join you!

When the zombie wanted to catch him, he jumped up and greeted him like a little zombie.The zombie's blue and white arms stopped in the air, looking at the imp who was getting closer and closer to him, he didn't know where to put his long fingertips.

Why doesn't he run away? !

If he doesn't run, how can I chase him!

Slip away, the zombie is gone.

The alluring and gorgeous painted skin, with a gentle smile, tore off half of the skin, turning into a grimace.

"Little brother, come here~" The water sleeves flew up to wrap him around him.

You Lu didn't struggle, and looked at the beautiful sister with big eyes, although this sister only had half a beautiful face, "Sister Fairy, do you want to take me Feifei?"

Fairy Sister: ...

Catch you to eat, stinky child.

Ruinian Huapi: "I can't fly, please leave."

Let go of You Lu, and fly away with Wia hanging on his own.

"Goodbye, sister." You Lu said goodbye very politely.

On the high hanging beams, a tall figure swayed, with long white robes hanging down to the floor.You Lu looked up and saw a long tongue hanging down.

The Hanged Ghost swayed gently on the beam, his all-white pupils stared straight at You Lu.

There were soft singing voices around, the voice was shrill and strange: "I am full of grievances, I regret all my life, and I want to start again, if you can stay with me, go to the underworld, and exchange my life. Give your life, give me my life, let you do this , hang the soul of death, happy, happy."

You Lu understood, "It's the hanged ghost who wants to find a substitute for the dead ghost."

"Hee hee hee, are you willing?" The hanged ghost asked with a strange smile.

"I don't want to." You Lu said seriously, "Brother, you're drooling."

Unidentified liquid dripped from the long tongue and landed on the cement floor.

The hanged ghost became furious: "What do you know! That's my blood!" He waved his hands in the sky and started to chase people away: "You go!"

You Lu: "Okay~ Goodbye, brother."

Hey, why didn't one or two play with him?

The cave was dripping with rain, and the woman in a blood-red dress was holding a black oil-paper umbrella, her back was facing the wandering deer, her long hair was winding like a snake, and it hung wetly on the ground.

"Do you think I'm beautiful?" The woman turned around slowly, and under her moving eyes was a mouth that was torn to the ear, blood and flesh churning.

"Beautiful~" You Xiaolu put her hands on her hips, respecting every girl, "Every girl has her own beauty! Big sister, don't be sad, I think you are beautiful~"

"Okay, okay." The beauty smiled shyly, raised her sleeves, and the long tulle covered the lower half of her face.

"You are also very cute." The girl with a gap who was treated tenderly waved goodbye, and left slowly holding an umbrella, and the sound of the ticking rain stopped.

You Lu had fun with the ghosts, and a ghost asked You Lu: "Little brother, I think you have great potential. Would you like to come to our haunted house to work and be a little ghost?"

What are you thinking~ I am your boss~

You Lu giggled, refused and ran away.

"Big brother, I want to go to the toilet~" You Lu grabbed a ghost brother, "Where is your toilet?"

Brother Gui was helpless: "It's the first time I met someone who went into a haunted house looking for a toilet." Fortunately, they did set up a toilet inside.

You can't blame You Lu for this. After all, he drank 3 cups of milk tea, 2 bottles of soda, and 2 bottles of fruit juice presumptuously today. It is normal to feel urgent to urinate.

Brother Gui took him to the door of the toilet and returned to his post.

Youlu's paw went to push the door.

Um?Can't move?Is someone like him, looking for toilets in haunted houses

[Something seems wrong? 】The little yellow chicken suddenly uttered a voice in its head, it refused to chat with Youlu since it entered the haunted house.

As a system, 520 is even afraid of playing haunted houses. Just after Youlu came in, the little yellow chickens shivered into a ball, closed their mung bean eyes and thought in their hearts: prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, socialism has no ghosts.

But at this moment, its curled up body straightened up, flapped its wings, and spoke seriously to Youlu.

The senses of the deer and the little yellow chicken are connected, unless the connection is cut off deliberately, otherwise the little yellow chicken can see what the deer sees, and the deer can naturally hear what the little yellow chicken hears.

[I heard it too. 】You Lu, who was dressed happily just now, gradually lost his smile, and his face turned cold.He put his ear against the door, listening to the small voices inside.

"Uncle Li." You Lu stood up and said to Li Wu who was beside him, "Kick the door open."