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Chapter 131 The Death of a Cockroach



Chapter 131 The Death of a Cockroach

Beicheng, EDGL team.

"Angry? Not at all. I just feel sorry for some parents. Why don't you go to a drama for 10 minutes? Isn't it annoying to watch something like this?"

"Connotation? Isn't this an explicit letter from me? I didn't mention my name, why would someone want to be seated?"

Assistant Xiaojiu sits in the training room, happily interacts with netizens, and completes this month's live broadcast KPI along the way.

The popularity of the assistant's live broadcast has always been very high, second only to last year's MVP and teammate Wen Shenghan in the league.However, the popularity of Xiaojiu depends on its down-to-earth and ability to play tricks, while Wen Shenghan relies purely on his face.

In Xiaojiu's words, watching Wen Shenghan's live broadcast, Guan Jingyin was not bad at watching it, and he couldn't speak three sentences the whole time. Those who knew it was the MVP's cold personality, but those who didn't know thought it was a mute who was physically disabled and determined to play in the league.

"Don't watch me play games? What else do you want to do if you don't watch me play games? How about singing you a new song I like very much recently?"

The bullet screen is full of "please let me go". After all, all fans know that other people ask for money to sing, and Xiaojiu sings to death.

"Want to see my turtle? Yes, wait a minute."

After talking about the wine, he left the camera for 2 minutes, and when he came back, he was already holding a 40 cm long and wide plastic box.

"Come on, little turtle, say hello." The assistant patted the box.

The tortoise was also very courageous and didn't retract its head, but it ignored the help and continued to walk in the box.

"The tortoise is too big to stay, and I will use it to make the old tortoise soup tomorrow." The assistant said with disgust.

The barrage was lively again for a while, and suddenly [Let's see Xiaoqiang! 】

Xiaoqiang, as the name suggests, is a cockroach, but in the EDGL team, it refers specifically to "Wen Shenghan's pet".

Auxiliary Xiaojiu has always favored fans, and he always responds to fan suggestions that are not excessive: "You guys like to watch that stuff, okay."

Xiaojiu left the camera for a few minutes and returned with a mineral water bottle containing cockroaches.

The barrage instantly became lively.

"Wuuuuu Xiaoqiang, as the mascot of your team, still lives in a mineral water bottle! Poor!"

"Suppress the nausea and call Xiaoqiang cute! Mother Xiaowen loves you!"

"The temperature dropped yesterday, Master Wen wouldn't put the cockroaches under the blanket again, would he?"

……

The assistant looked at the rapid increase in the number of viewers in the live broadcast room, and sighed inwardly.Sure enough, Old Wen was very popular, and he attracted more people by putting a cockroach on than watching his live broadcast.

Fortunately, the assistant was optimistic and quickly adjusted his state.

This cockroach that Wen Shenghan caught from the trash can of the TV station has already become a hot topic in the entire e-sports circle recently.

Colleagues in the e-sports circle would ridicule when they met them, "Hey, why didn't you bring out your mascot."

But they just talk fast before the game, and when they get beaten up, they will be reprimanded by the coach of the team, "Why are you so rubbish, and you are directly banned by EDGL? The more you fight, the more trouble you get. Why can't you learn from Xiaoqiang's spirit? Tonight, each of you will catch a cockroach and study!"

Fan circles have also played with cockroach stems.

EDGL fans will say affectionately: "What's wrong with the cockroach? The most tenacious creature on earth! And our EDGL is the king who survived to the end."

Fans of rival EDGL teams would shout "Kill the arthropods, we have champions, they only have cockroaches!"

And Wen Shenghan's girlfriend fans, after feeling "incapable of accepting" and "disgusting and ugly" at the beginning, have adapted well now, and even raised the same cockroach to attract Wen Shenghan's attention.

Even the executives of the EDGL team expressed that they would launch peripheral gift boxes while the heat was hot. For example, last week, they just launched cockroach hair clips and cockroach badges. They were [-] sets each. Set a record for the fastest sales around the team.

Not only in the e-sports circle, because "Star Pet" has a wide audience. After the show is broadcast, the special pets and Wen Shenghan's appearance will open up new topics at once. Many people who don't play e-sports will also forward Wen Shenghan and cockroaches. Photo, and said: "The ultimate beauty is to have the ugliest pet." This also attracted a lot of outside traffic for the team.

Cockroach stalks exploded inexplicably, so the five members of the team who originally planned to throw away the cockroaches after the filming of "Star Pets" had to raise the cockroaches and take good care of them.

Everyone in the team also understands what it means to "cannot live without self-inflicted crimes".Because of the popularity of cockroach stems, many magazine interviews required filming, and the five had to forcefully smile and hold up cockroach water bottles to take pictures.

The assistant looked at the bullet screen full of cockroaches and lamented that his popularity was not as good as a cockroach.

Assistant Xiaojiu: "Speaking of which, cockroaches are indeed the most tenacious creatures on earth. Just feed them some bread or even food scraps. It's easier than raising a turtle."

The barrage started frantically again.

'How can you bully the little mantis! '

'The team has no heart!Bullying little cockroaches! '

"Xiaojiu, you are just jealous that God Wen treats cockroaches better than you, right?"It's a pity that no matter how jealous you are, no matter how cruel you are to the little mantis, God Wen will still take good care of the little mantis, and will still hold the little mantis in the palm of your hand and put it under the quilt. Wen mange is true! '

'The front is so true that I don't know if it's black or pink! '

……

The assistant is speechless, is he sick and jealous of cockroaches?With Wen Shenghan's temperament, even if the other party is thirty times more popular than him, he still refuses to make CP with him!

The assistant Xiaojiu ignored the barrage and continued: "Let me tell you that creatures like cockroaches can survive casually, even if they don't eat or drink for a period of time, they can be alive and kicking.

There are Cop monsters appearing on the barrage.

'Cockroaches like to be warm and humid, and they can't move if it's too cold. '

'No, if you shake the bottle too much, the cockroaches may die. I have raised it before, and the personal test is effective. '

……

This barrage caught Xiaojiu's attention: "Shake the bottle to kill cockroaches? What's the reason?"

As Xiaojiu said, he picked up the mineral water bottle containing the cockroaches, and Lanhua flicked it a few times.

The cockroaches still stretched out their tentacles, scurrying left and right inside the bottle.

Assistant: "Look, it's alive and kicking."

After all, the assistant flicked the bottle intermittently a few times while interacting with netizens.

Five or six minutes later, the interactive barrage suddenly changed.

'The little cockroach seems to have really stopped moving...'

'Won't you really get shot? '

'Maybe you fainted? '

……

Seeing the bullet screen, Xiaojiu raised the mineral water bottle to his eyes, and Xiaoqiang fell to the bottom of the bottle with a "click".

Startled, Xiaojiu carefully unscrewed the bottle cap, pulled out the straw of the milk tea at hand, and cautiously poked it in.

After flipping it twice, Xiaoqiang didn't respond.

Turning the cockroach over, the cockroach was on its back, motionless, apparently heading west.

After a few seconds of silence, the barrage exploded again crazily.

'Oh my God!Xiaojiu, you are finished!From now on, there will be no warm wine CP anymore, and enemies will be sworn enemies! '

'Wen Jiu is evil/religious in the first place, and the wine killed Wen's favorite pet, tsk, suddenly got a strange touch. '

'Wen Dashen: You killed my pet, and you will be my pet to pay back in the future! '

"Upstairs, I limit you to submit an 10-word role-playing H essay on warming wine within 800 minutes. Don't force me to kneel down and beg you to write it!" '

……

In addition to Zhugoulu, there are also serious fans of the team who are worried.

"Xiaoqiang is dead, isn't this a bad omen?"

"My God, will Master Wen be sad? What should we do? It's rare that this year's situation is so good, and everyone is predicting that the team will win the Gold Cup in the World Championship."

"Our little cockroach, don't let Wen Dashen know! His mentality will definitely collapse!"

"Do you want to catch another one? Anyway, cockroaches are all similar in appearance?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? How can the other cockroaches be the little cockroaches who brought God Wen out of the trough and accompanied him day and night?"

……

Xiao Jiu was at a loss for a while, seeing that the cockroach was indeed dead at the bottom of the bottle instead of dizzy, he hurriedly called the captain.

The captain who had just finished a meeting with the team manager was called to the computer.

Xiaojiu: "Captain, what should we do if the cockroach dies?"

The captain of the cleanliness wanted to say, "If you die, you will die. This thing is already panicking at the base." When he saw the live broadcast, he remembered that this is no longer an ordinary cockroach. It is "EDGL's spiritual symbol and mascot." , really can't be hasty.

The captain pretended to be sad: "Cockroaches will never come back to life, sorry."

Xiaojiu: "Then...Where is Wen Shenghan?"

The captain thought in his heart: Wen Shenghan is probably happier than anyone else. Although the entire team is shrouded in "cockroach spirit", it is Wen Shenghan as the master who is directly linked.

The captain suppressed a smile and pretended to be deep: "Then let me ask Shenghan."

Just as he was talking, by coincidence, Wen Shenghan walked into the training room with a gloomy expression.

The [-]st time when Wang Feiniu was invited to dinner and was rejected, Wen Shenghan felt that he was about to become a "warm cannon", and he could die with Wang Feiniu at the same time.

"Xiaohan." The captain held his hand with a mournful expression.

"Is there something wrong?" Wen Shenghan still gave the captain face.

"Xiaohan, your cockroach, it... passed away..." the captain was heartbroken.

Wen Shenghan had an expression of "I've wanted to throw that thing away for a long time, but the manager won't let me, it's really great to leave now".

The assistant coughed lightly and whispered, "I'm starting a live broadcast."

Even though Wen Shenghan was in a fit of anger, his mind was still working very fast, he reacted, walked to the auxiliary computer desk, and looked at the cockroach in the mineral water bottle.

"My condolences." The captain patted Wen Shenghan on the shoulder behind him.

Wen Shenghan suppressed the desire to scold "Get lost", and glanced at the barrage on the screen.

Fans of the team: God Wen, don't be sad, although the cockroach is gone, the spirit of the cockroach will last forever!

Wen Shenghan's fan: The pet will leave, but he will pray for you in heaven, come on baby!

Wen Shenghan fan who lives like a black fan: Xiao Wen, don’t be sad, my mother will buy [-] cockroaches and send them to the EDGL club tomorrow.

Supporting Xiaojiu's fans: Master Wen, don't blame Xiaojiu, he is a cheapie, we apologize for him!Team harmony is the most important thing!

Warm Wine CP Fan: God, don’t be soft, the wine kills your cockroach, so fuck him!

Netizen with unknown attributes: Master Wen, let the assistant pay for his life! "

Onlookers' black fans: Hey, it's just a dead cockroach. I didn't know that I thought the fans would kneel and knock nine times, and the mourning hall would cry!

……

Wen Shenghan stared at the flashing barrage of black fans, thoughtful.

The team manager also heard the news and came to the training room. He naturally knew that the cockroach was just a cockroach caught casually, but the human set was already standing there, and it couldn't be fooled to end.

"Awen, don't be sad. This cockroach may also be destined. He just went to heaven, but he will still bless you in heaven. Maybe his soul is with you, staring at you silently." The team manager said emotionally And flourishing.

Wen Shenghan: ...

Think about it, when you eat, sleep, and take a bath, a cockroach is silently beside you, what a disgusting picture it is.

Surrounded by Wen Shenghan, the drama stars of the team looked like they were comforting the family members of the deceased. They almost turned the training room into a mourning hall and bowed three times.

Wen Shenghan was silent for a long time, waiting for his teammates and manager to finish playing, and watched the live broadcast camera.

"Xiaoqiang is gone, and I'm also very sad. How about it, I will hold a grand funeral for him in two days, and I will broadcast it live for everyone."

Drama teammate:? ? ?

Netizen: ? ? ?

Isn't that right, Wen Shenghan is crazy?

After the live broadcast ended, the team leader asked, "Xiao Han, are you serious about holding a funeral for the cockroach?"

Wen Shenghan nodded.

The captain touched Wen Shenghan's forehead: "Xiaohan, is it because the pressure on the team has caused you to be insane?"

The assistant also comforted: "Brother, don't be sad, I really didn't expect you to be so psychotic that you really developed feelings for cockroaches. I'll go to the noodle restaurant with poor sanitation outside the base to catch two Xiaoqiangs for you later. Are you going to come back from the dead like a cockroach?"

Wen Shenghan rolled his eyes, poured out the cockroaches from the mineral water bottle, found a piece of A4 white paper to put under it, took out his phone and took a few pictures from various angles.Then I wrapped the A4 paper together with the cockroach and threw it into the trash can.

Everyone in the team:? ? ?

What about the funeral?

==

Buddy Company.

"Fei Niu, it's time to get off work." Gou Dai hugged two cats and led a dog, looking at Wang Fei Niu who was still desperately seated.

"It will be ready soon." Wang Fei said without raising his head.

Gou Dai stepped forward and tapped the table a few times with her slender fingers, "Our company doesn't have an overtime culture."

Wang Feiniu didn't want to refute the boss's face, so he put away his laptop. After all, Gou Dai said he didn't want to work overtime because he really didn't like to work overtime, not like his former company, saying "don't work overtime if you want to improve efficiency, there is no overtime pay". A lot of work is arranged near the end of work.

"Let's go, please go to Yuexia Fengqing for a light meal." Gou Dai smiled.

Wang Feiniu: "Mr. Xiao Liang...won't you come?" He was used to the process of Mr. Xiao Liang coming to pick up Gou Dai from get off work.

Gou Dai did not avoid suspicion: "He lives on campus today."

When they walked out of the building, the park was already shrouded in night.The large bright lights lit up in each building are like colorful neon clothes covering the park.

Moonlight Style is also as lively as usual.

Gou Dai simply ordered two set meals and dessert drinks, and by brushing his face, he got the exclusive secret marinade plate presented by the proprietress.

"Boss, are you not in a hurry?"

In the private room, Wang Feiniu watched Gou Dai play with cats and dogs while eating, feeling very comfortable.

"what's the hurry"

"The daily activity of the website today is less than 10."

When Wang Feiniu said this, tears almost fell down. 10 DAU, but the traffic of an ordinary forum.But what is the operating cost of a forum?How many are they [Lin Zhong]?

The boss stopped all activities to subsidize new users, and also suspended the expenditure on marketing and publicity expenses. He studied "For Whom the Bell Tolls" for several days, but he had no clue at all.

Gou Dai was in a good mood. The project went so smoothly this time, which was beyond his expectations, so he comforted Fei Niu and said, "No rush, it's just a project, even if the website is completely down, it doesn't matter."

Can't you ask for more?

The more relieved Gou Dai was, the greater the burden in Wang Feiniu's heart.It's because I don't deserve such a good boss.

When the phone rang, Wang Feiniu glanced at it and pressed it off.

"Why didn't you answer?" Gou Dai asked inadvertently.

Wang Feiniu: "A kid, I guess he's here to talk about unhealthy topics again."

"Little friend?" Gou Dai teased, "I can't tell, Fei Niu is still a well-known brother."

The two chatted for a while, when the phone rang again, and Wang Feiniu pressed it again.

This time there was no pause in the phone call, as Yugong moved mountains with perseverance.

After repeating the process of ringing and hanging up four times, Gou Dai couldn't stand it anymore: "Fei Niu, why don't you answer it and say something, the other party may be worried about you in an accident."

Wang Feiniu was helpless, he quite understood that guy's virtues, but he was inexplicably willful and stubborn, and he didn't care about people's temperament.

Both are college students, why is Boss Gou gentle and sympathetic to others, while Student Wen only plays with his temper regardless of time?

Wang Feiniu was embarrassed to let Gou Dai know that he also chatted with a netizen who was still a child who had dropped out of college, so he picked up his mobile phone and walked outside the box.

"Why do you keep hanging up on me?" On the other end of the phone, Wen Shenghan's tone was sullen.

Wang Feiniu: "Shouldn't I tell you that I'm busy with work recently?"

Wen Shenghan: "Don't you have time to connect to the phone and say something?"

Wang Feiniu: "I'm having dinner with the boss, don't be petty."

There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, and then a blind tone.

"What the hell, is puberty still a rebellious period? Will it be too late?" Wang Feiniu didn't take it seriously, turned and went back to the box, and continued to eat and chat with Gou Dai.

==

EDGL team lounge.

After the coach arranged the tactics for tomorrow's home regular season, he clapped his hands and told the players to rest early.

The captain asked his aunt to bring over the warmed milk, while observing Wen Shenghan beside him.

"Xiao Wen, do you have something on your mind recently?" the captain couldn't help but ask.

Wen Shenghan still maintained a high level of performance these days. The coach didn't notice any abnormalities, but the captain who got along with him from morning to night noticed something.

At this moment, Wen Shenghan was holding back his breath.

A few days ago, he asked Wang Feiniu what he was doing, and Wang Feiniu sent him the address of the website.

After researching for a long time, he discovered that it was a nondescript worship website, which combined various functions such as social networking, hosting, worship, remembrance, and storage.

Wang Feiniu complained a few words about the decline in website traffic, which made him anxious.

Wen Shenghan kept Wang Feiniu's troubles in mind, but it was a pity that he majored in architecture and knew nothing about marketing, so he was helpless.

Today's cheap cockroach in the team was tortured to death by the auxiliary Xiaojiu, but it suddenly gave him an idea.

However, just as he was about to share his thoughts with Wang Feiniu, the other party was impatient even on the phone.

Wen Shenghan, who felt that his face was hot and his butt was cold, was extremely irritable.

From childhood to adulthood, only others have embraced him, and he loves to ignore others.This old man is also ordinary in appearance and temperament, and he is full of nonsense, why on earth is he blind and obsessed with love.

The captain looked at Wen Shenghan, and after screening out all possible reasons one by one, he came up with the most likely situation: "Xiao Wen, is it a relationship problem?"

Wen Shenghan didn't answer.

But the captain who knew his temperament knew that this was a default, because if he guessed wrong, the other party would definitely sneer with disdain.

It has been two years since Wen Shenghan joined the team, and the captain has never seen him getting closer to any female fans or female anchors, and he doesn't even participate in social gatherings. He was once nicknamed "Contemporary Tang Monk" by the professional players.After careful consideration, the captain came to the conclusion that what Wen Shenghan was looking for must be a lady or a high-cold girl, and it was hard to chase after all.

The captain doesn't have much emotional experience, even though there are many Yingying Yanyan around him, he still focuses on the team.

The captain took out his mobile phone, searched for tips on chasing people, and then pretended to be experienced and said: "Xiao Wen, when it comes to feelings, the emphasis is on strength and weakness. When you should be strong, you should be strong, and when you should be miserable, you should be miserable. Everyone loves to be beautiful and strong, and you think you are good-looking and strong enough, so maybe there will be a turning point if you sell your misery properly?"

After a long time, Wen Shenghan nodded: "Thank you Captain."

==

Aowei Park.

After eating, Gou Dai and Wang Feiniu walked side by side on the road in the park.

At this point in time, the park is very quiet, like a large healing ward.The hustle and bustle of getting off work has passed, and the overtime workers have not yet returned, only the faint chirping of birds and insects can be heard in the green belt.

Wang Feiniu helped Xiao Ai slip away, and poured out a lot of concerns to Gou Dai, but Gou Dai didn't give perfunctory comfort, but helped him analyze and solve his doubts little by little.

Wang Feiniu couldn't help but sigh, why is there such a perfect person like the boss in this world, it's really hard not to be attracted.

While talking about serious topics such as childhood trauma, Wang Feiniu's cell phone rang again inappropriately.

Wang Feiniu looked at the caller ID, what happened to the awkward male college student?

Gou Dai glanced at Wang Feiniu's face: "Need me to avoid it?"

Wang Feiniu waved his hand, picked up the phone, and was about to say "I'll get back to you later", when there was a sobbing sound from the other end of the phone.

The volume of Wang Feiniu's mobile phone was turned up so high that Gou Dai who was on the side could hear it clearly, showing a playful smile.

If it wasn't for the male voice, Gou Dai might have thought that Wang Feiniu had done something messy and abandoned.

"What's wrong with you?" Wang Feiniu was still heartless after all.

The voice on the other end of the phone was hoarse: "My pet...it passed away...it was so important to me...I'm so sad..."

Usually, Wang Feiniu and Wen Shenghan had dinner together, and the content was light-hearted and cheerful. When such a heavy topic came up, Wang Feiniu didn't know how to answer it.

"My condolences..." Wang Feiniu lacked consoling skills, and couldn't even find a few words for the scene, so he could only cut the answering call to the public, and click on the browser to search for "sentences to comfort the family members of the deceased."

Wang Feiniu: "Your relatives have... no, pets have gone by the yellow crane, and there is no room for people to go. But his selfless love and faithful teaching will always accompany you! He will be proud of you in heaven and wish you health hapiness……"

Gou Dai watched Wang Feiniu recite comforting words word by word, and couldn't help but chirp.

On the other end of the phone, Wen Shenghan, who was pretending to cry, was speechless when he heard Wang Feiniu's words of mourning copied from somewhere, but when he heard another person's laughter from the other end of the phone, his face became gloomy again.

After Wang Feiniu finished reading the "Hundred Sentences of Selected Memorial Words", Wen Shenghan said, "What are you... doing..."

Wang Feiniu sighed, feeling that Wen Shenghan must be in need of care at this moment, but it doesn't seem like a good thing to let the boss listen to his phone conversation by his side.

On the other end of the phone, Wen Shenghan didn't hear the answer, and said with a sullen face, "Are you still having dinner with the boss?"

They had already finished eating, but it was almost the same, so Wang Feiniu simply replied "Yeah".

"Then I won't bother you." The tone was a bit sad.

For some reason, Wang Feiniu felt a little guilty, like a scumbag who was checked by his wife for cheating and said "I'm in a meeting, please don't disturb me".

Wang Feiniu: "Don't be sad, I will treat you to dinner tomorrow."

Wen Shenghan held the mobile phone, with a smug smile on the corner of his mouth, and his voice was full of sadness: "Okay...by the way, Feiniu, last time...didn't you tell me about your new project of making an Internet tomb? ..."

"Ah."

"Tomorrow, can you build one for my beloved pet, I want to commemorate it well."

"OK."

"Then let's...see you early tomorrow, shall we?"

Can Wang Feiniu say anything bad?Naturally, I had to agree.

After hanging up the phone, Wang Feiniu looked at Gou Dai who had listened to the whole process in front of him, with a half-smile.

"A netizen, not very old." Wang Feiniu explained.

Gou Dai scratched the Sanhua in her hand: "For modern young people, pets may be one of the most important existences in their lives. Sadness is for sure."

Wang Feiniu nodded: "Yes, when [Lin Zhong] was publicized before, there was also a marketing plan to build a memorial hall for the deceased pet, but unfortunately the response was mediocre."

Gou Dai looked at the two cats and one dog that were jubilant on the grass.

Keeping pets is a happy thing, but the life of most pets is always shorter than that of people, so people who really keep pets face more life and death than ordinary people.

This is actually a cruel thing.

Gou Dai shook his head: "It's okay, it's okay if the project can't be done, but you can help your friend build a memorial hall. It's my heart to give him a year-round premium account, after all, they are pet owners."

Gou Dai's voice has a natural magical power, as if it can calm down all negative emotions.

Wang Feiniu couldn't help saying: "Boss, you are really kind."

Gou Dai: "Your friend is also a kind-hearted person with great affection and nature."

What Gou Dai didn't know was that after a few days, he would regret having any contact with this kind-hearted and kind-hearted person.


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