Always have a weird ending

Chapter 3 Game Announcement

Yan Lai put the holographic watch in his hand on the promotional card, and the words were immediately displayed on the surface.

【Reading...】

[Read successfully. 】

[Do you want to watch the promotional video? 】

Of course it depends, he doesn't even know what type of game it is.

Yan Lai: "Yes."

As soon as the voice fell, a beam of light shot out from the front of the watch, showing a 3D image in front of the hospital bed, and at the same time there was a burst of background music in the air.

"Here is the sweetest love, here is the most sincere friendship, here is the weirdest mystery, here is the most passionate fight..."

The 3d image changes with the narration.

In the beginning, it was a scene of princesses and princes embracing and kissing each other, then it turned into a scene of two little boys fighting with their schoolbags on their backs, then it became a scene of a kid in a detective hat exploring the attic, and finally it became a scene of two swordsmen The scene of standing on a tall building.

Yan Lai half-lyed on the bed, watching boredly.

"Then have you ever thought about changing such a story? If the sweet love turns into a weird mystery..."

Gray background, Snow White lying in a glass coffin, dwarves mourning, the melancholy music hits the hearts of the people, outside the room, the prince shouted at Cinderella with red eyes, "You killed her!"

Cinderella shook her head and sobbed softly, "It wasn't me...she was dead when I went, but me, I smelled fish!"

Yan Lai almost spat out a mouthful of blood. What the hell is the fishy smell? It can't be what he thinks, right?

"If the warm friendship turns into a bloody arena..."

The black-haired boy held out his hand to the brown-haired boy, "Let's save the world together!"

The brown boy held out his hand in response, "Yeah!"

The two held hands and shouted together: "The beautiful boy transforms!"

The clothes of the two boys disappeared from bottom to top, and then one by one they changed into the costumes of the Little Demon Fairy.

Yan Lai turned his head silently and covered his eyes. He suddenly thought of one thing. He and Xiao Qianqing are good friends, and their careers are also very passionate...

Nima, I dare not think about it.

"If the weird mystery turns into a sincere friendship..."

The little detective was patrolling in the attic. In the basement of the house, a man in a black suit stood aside, looking at the entire surveillance screen hanging on the wall, which showed the little detective's every move. He watched it for a while , he said to a teenager who was about the same age as the little detective sitting on the sofa, "Is it necessary? Don't you bother to pretend to be a client to lure him into the mystery you designed?"

The boy smiled and said, "Of course it's necessary. If he likes it, I'll keep pretending like this."

The man in the suit curled his lips and sneered, "No wonder he has become more and more proud recently, and you are not afraid of him climbing on your head."

The boy looked at the little detective and smiled: "I dote on it, I am willing."

You look at me, you look at me, you look at me, and then say loudly to me three times this is true friendship!

Are straight men easy to bully?

"If the bloody rivers and lakes turn into sweet love..."

The white-clothed swordsman knocked the black-clothed swordsman down to the ground with one palm. He approached the black-clothed swordsman, put his sword against the black-clothed swordsman's neck, and leaned close to the black-clothed swordsman's ear and whispered, "I won."

The black-clothed swordsman looked ashamed and indignant, staring at him with moist black eyes, "Come if you want, don't give me a whimper."

"It's really proactive." The swordsman in white moved his sword carefully, picking up the swordsman in black's clothes bit by bit.

The swordsman in black panicked and shouted to the swordsman in white: "What are you doing, the public... um."

The white-clothed swordsman kissed his lips, licked his lips, and said vaguely: "You asked me to come."

The black-clothed swordsman turned his head away to avoid his kiss, and gasped, "I didn't mean that, ah—don't!"

The white-clothed swordsman's hand reached into the black-clothed swordsman's skirt, found a certain place, and pressed slightly hard.

With a slight smile, he turned his head and bit the black-clothed swordsman's lips lightly, "We haven't tried the roof yet."

The two lips are touching and there are close-ups!

Yan Lai, a straight guy, was stunned. He had already started to regret choosing to play this game, so... what are girls thinking about all day long? !

The promotional video wasn't over yet, but at least that segment didn't rise to the [-]th ban. This segment ended soon, and the soft synthesized mechanical voice began to explain again.

"The most intelligent system, the most unscrupulous plot extension, the most free game mode, but also the most restricted game choices. As long as you dare to visit, as long as you dare to contact npc, as long as you dare to think, our system will Set the option that best suits the scene at the time. Only you dare not, without our system! If you only have three choices in your life, then these three choices can continue to create a vast future."

[Thank you for watching the promotional video. I noticed that you entered the game using a promotional card. You will be given a week of free play time. Would you like to log in now?]

The words yes and no appear on the surface, why should I be afraid that I can see clearly the tongue kiss of two men?

Yan Lai nodded yes with a face about to go to the execution ground, and a burst of soft light from the surface of the watch covered his body.

【Create a new account】

【Iris detection...】

[Authentication in progress...]

【Verification succeeded】

【Account created successfully】

【Please enter your game id】

Yan Lai spit out three words without thinking, all his game ids have this name, "Yan Bulai."

[Duplicate name detection...]

[No duplicate names, this id can be used]

[Welcome Yanbulai players to enter the game, I hope you have a good game experience]

As soon as the words fell, there was a flash in front of my eyes, and I entered the game. There was no dizziness, and the game system was okay. However, why is this scene so...

Bad?

What Yan Bulai stepped on was a pitted brown-yellow land with a few withered yellow weeds growing on it. A dilapidated small thatched hut was built on this land. Calling it a thatched hut is still a compliment. No hundred root?

The door is rickety, the lock is broken long ago, the windows...

It would be better if there were no windows, so I pasted a few pieces of paper with holes.

Wouldn't he be asked to survive in the wilderness?

Yan Bulai tentatively walked to the left. The land seemed boundless, but he hadn't walked ten meters before he clearly felt a transparent thing blocking the road.

Yan Bulai had heard before that some game systems did not have enough processing power, so they would use this kind of deception. Today, when the degree of freedom of the game is close to 90.00%, this type of game is used to collect money without thinking.

Yan Bulai was debating whether to quit the game now, but suddenly a message popped up with a "ding".

[You took the first step in a different world, congratulations on your achievement "Unintentional", experience +3]

[Congratulations on your promotion to level 1, you have obtained the novice system.

A blue dialog box appeared in front of him.

[The novice system will accompany you through your novice career and guide you to use the correct posture to play the game, but please note that the system will read your private information, there is a certain risk of information leakage]

Today's products will clearly explain the benefits and risks, and let customers judge whether they need it or not. However, this game is too exaggerated. In the information age, it is difficult to keep information secret, so what modern people are most afraid of is Leaking information, as soon as this sentence comes out, it is estimated that no one dares to confirm it.

Yan Bulai lamented the honesty of this game, how can someone like him who is completely unfamiliar with the game play without the novice system?Moreover, he is indeed not afraid of leaking information. If his information can be leaked by this system, the technical talents of this game company will not need to make games, and join the National Security Bureau.

In fact, the biggest selling point of this game is the system. The intelligent system is mentioned in the promotional video. The system assigned to Yan Bulai is already an old tradition. It has experienced many players and has formed a set of "players There are n ways to deal with it—with this book, the system boss no longer has to worry about you meeting troublesome players.》

It noticed that this player is a tough and powerful man with good physical fitness and a bad face, the type that players would like...

[Hi master, Xiaotong is your system, and you haven't chosen a name yet, can you name Xiaotong for him? 】

Is the loli voice not bad for thousands of years, as long as the gender is male, the soft and cute loli voice will never be forced, even if it is useless, it is much better than those tsundere queens.

The system had a good idea, but it didn't expect that Yan Bulai's shoulders would shake from fright.

Yan Bulai is a fucking, uh, lively person. He has always spoken carelessly, but when he gets angry, he will use a greasy and crooked loli voice.

When Yan Bulai was a child, his mother would always spank his butt hard, and at the same time ask him in this tone if it hurts or not.

Nima has formed a psychological shadow.

Yan Bulai covered his forehead helplessly, "Can I change my voice?"

[Of course you can master, you can also change Xiaotong’s name and your address, our voice library is extremely rich, you can find the corresponding voice no matter whether it is a star or an animal]

After Yan Bulai thought about it, a name appeared in his mind, and his voice was full of excitement: "The voice of st in "The Law of *", the title remains the same, it should still be the master."

The system randomly searched the sound database, and this sound appeared quickly, with a high download volume, but most of the users should be girls.

The system took a look at the picture of st. It has bulging muscles, a resolute face full of masculinity, and a protruding lower body. Its owner this time, um...

The taste is quite heavy.

【Master, do you want to name me】

Yan Bulai curled his lips into a smile, "The Law of *" is his favorite movie, it tells about two or three things about humanoid mechas and mecha soldiers fighting together, Yan Bulai's favorite is the humanoid mech st, he dreamed of it Owning one, it's a pity that the world's technology tree has not been lit up to this extent.

The system calmly repeated its words.

Yan Bulai frowned, he is a waste of names, the Yan Bugui he has been using all the time is derived from the name his parents gave him, "st, it's called st."

[The naming is successful, the owner can start using it below]

Why do these words always feel weird, the big straight man Yan Bulai twitched the corner of his mouth, "St, this is... what do you mean?"

st understands Chaoshen, "This is a private home for every player. Players will be able to earn game currency to expand land, repair houses, build new buildings, etc."

Unexpectedly, this was the reason, and Yan Bulai was a little surprised: "Is there any point for the game manufacturer to make this picture? Are there really players who don't tidy up their houses and come to repair the houses in the game?"

[According to the latest survey of Jiyuan Daily, players who develop hobbies account for 90.00% of all players. This setting will enhance players' interest in the game, sense of belonging to the game and consumption*]

Yan Bulai: "...This investigation is an investigation of another dimension."

【May I ask if the master is sure to enter the new world】

Yan Bulai: "Sure."

[New world loading...]

【Players entering the new world, please complete five questions first (Note: It will be redone every time you open a new world)】

A blue page popped up in front of Yan Bulai. He knew that in order to increase the playability of some games, players would be required to sign a regulation before entering the player copy.

For example, the "Interstellar" he played before will send out a power of attorney assigned by his country, and will change the client (such as changing a certain department to the leader of the empire) and content according to the player's level win-loss ratio .

And the most representative one is the life and death contract of a certain black boxing game. Yan Bulai specially played this meaningless game for this thing. Of course, this contract has no legal effect.

It's not uncommon for a game like this "If you choose..." to have several multiple-choice questions.

Yan Bu looked at the first question.

【1. Can you accept same-sex romance plot】

Is this still worth considering?Although he is a straight man, he can't kill Xiao Qianqing, right?

【2. Can you accept the plot of female body and male heart】

Isn't this similar to the deep meaning of the previous question?Yan Bulai does not discriminate against such minorities, so he also clicked yes.

【3. Can you accept the 1vn plot】

Yan didn't come and exploded on the spot, can 1vn accept it?

Is this acceptable?

He has played so many games, these games only have 1v1 duel in single player mode or nvn duel in multiplayer mode, 1vn is asking him to single out a group of people or others to beat him up, can you bear it?

Yan Bulai chose No without hesitation. If a game has an option, it means there is someone to choose. Unexpectedly, the players in this game are very powerful, and they dare to choose single-to-many.

Yan Bulai sighed inwardly, and turned to the fifth question.

[5. Whether you can accept heavy-tasting plots. 】

Yan Bulai hesitated for a long time, sliding his fingertips in whether, and finally chose whether, he is a small and fresh child, and he is!

[The question is answered, the new world is loading... please wait]

[New world loaded successfully]

【New world transmission】

[Successful transmission, I wish you have fun]

Yan Bulai sat up from the bed and inadvertently looked at the mirror in front of the wardrobe.

Yan Bulai: "..."

Yan Bulai: "???"

Yan Bulai: "!!!"

Yan Bulai: "What the hell is this..."