louisehourcade Chapter 33 Drunkenness
Chapter 33 Drunkenness
In the next period of time, because of the fermentation of word of mouth, the business is getting better and better.
Ye Xu looked at the skyrocketing points and was overjoyed. This time he was just wasting away, and he didn't make any effort himself.His eating and broadcasting business has just started, and he hasn't brought much traffic to the mall at all, which is a shame.
This is the joy of hugging your thighs!
At present, it seems that there is no need to worry about repaying the debt in the store. At this speed, it must be faster than the previous plane to accumulate 10 billion points.The main reason is that the passenger traffic in modern cities is huge, which is not comparable to that of the West Fantasy Plane.
After not worrying about points, Ye Xu began to worry about other things.
For example, isn't it good that this plane ends too quickly?There is no mall that closes and runs away after a month of opening.
Besides, Sister Xuan promised to write a new book.If they run away, I don't know how many years will be when Sister Xuan comes back next time, and the new book will be far away.
If this doesn't work, Ye Xu's conscience will be disturbed.So he went to discuss with Sister Xuan whether to wait for the new book to be released before going to the next world.
"Are you worried about this?"
Jiang Yuexuan just wanted to say no, she can buy special services, and the next time she comes back, she can directly return to the time when she just left this plane, which is what she did before.
But remembering that Ye Xu didn't know his past, the price of that special service was a huge sum of money for Ye Xu.As a clerk who only takes 2% dividends, I shouldn't be able to say the words of buying it lightly.
There was no other way, Jiang Yuexuan could only swallow the words, and nodded in agreement with the proposal to sell the books first.Writing is not difficult for her.
Jiang Yuexuan has wandered around in various planes over the years, and has given birth to a lot of inspirations, but because she doesn't need to rush to publish, she only wrote the outline and didn't start writing.Now it doesn't take much time to present the story in its entirety.
"Then you have to think about it. In addition to the time-consuming writing of my new book, there is also time-consuming post-editing. It also takes a lot of time to prepare for publication, and it needs to be coordinated with the promotion when it is released." Jiang Yuexuan reminded.
It may take a year for a set of procedures to go down, Ye Xu had to figure out whether he could wait that long.
Ye Xu thought it was nothing, he was already familiar with the modern plane, and it didn't make much difference for him to stay an extra year or an extra month.This place is not like the Western Illusionary Plane, which always gives him a sense of alienation that cannot be integrated.
"Sister, you just need to be busy." Ye Xu promised, "When you are busy with these things, you don't have to worry about the things in the store. I will try my best to deal with them."
His dignified store manager can't really ignore everything, and Zhou Papi is not so excessive.
Jiang Yuexuan thought that this period of time when Ye Xu took over the store would just give him a chance to practice.A large shopping mall is different from a single small store. It needs to coordinate many aspects of the problem, which is a great exercise in people's ability.
By the time I wait for myself to write, the task in the current plane should be almost completed. Even if Ye Xu accidentally closes down the mall, it doesn't matter.With him carrying around, there is no need to worry that Xiao Xu will not be able to get up if he falls.
"Let's just forget about it." Ye Xu was a little nervous, the current shopping mall has Sister Xuan's hard work, and it really ruined his conscience.
Jiang Yuexuan patted Ye Xu on the head reassuringly: "It's okay, I will be writing upstairs at that time, you can come up to me for advice at any time. We also have a system chat group, and there is no obstacle to long-distance communication. It's really not possible, You just ask the system for help, it is easy to talk to.”
Thinking of the two great gods Tong Dae and Sister Xuan standing behind him, Ye Xu let go of some worries.But his fighting spirit was completely ignited. He was a grown man after all, and he couldn't depend on others forever.
Ye Xu decided to step up and train himself to become a qualified store manager as soon as possible.
Even if it is a hands-off shopkeeper, there is a difference between "purely throwing your hands away and wanting to be lazy" and "decentralizing power and sitting in the rear".If Sister Xuan went to write a book, she would be like this later on. She felt very handsome and pretentious, and Ye Xu wanted to be like this too.
Every boy has a pretentious dream in his heart. Ye Xu thought about the scene where he would be admired in the future, and his mood was slightly agitated.But he calmed down quickly, he hadn't started studying yet, and it was too early to dream.
In short, from this day on, Ye Xu entered the stage of frantically absorbing experience.
When Jiang Yuexuan said that she wanted to train Ye Xu, she was not just talking politely. In addition to teaching how to deal with emergencies and daily work in the mall, she also introduced some of her contacts to Ye Xu.
"Does the plane shop also have entertainment?" Ye Xu didn't expect that there would be a part of going out for entertainment, so he was a little confused.
Ye Xu used to read novels, and it seems that store managers in this plane system tend to go their own way and don't have much contact with the natives.After all, after the management of a plane is over, people will leave. It is not very useful to make friends with the natives, and it is a waste of time and energy.
"If you leave in a month or two, you really don't need to make friends." Jiang Yuexuan led Ye Xu to a high-end restaurant, "But now we may stay here for about a year. If we don't know anyone, in case we run into trouble , you can’t find anyone to help you.”
In modern business competition, there is very little such thing as deliberately going to your store to eat something, then using other drugs to make yourself have diarrhea, and then come here to make nonsense and say that your food is not clean and eats dead people.Most of the people who made such a fuss were not actors sent by competitors, but purely strange customers. They didn't know what they ate, but wishful thinking thought it was the store's problem.
If you really engage in this kind of acting, it is easy to solve. Take it to the hospital to find out what drugs the actor took to cause the diarrhea, and check it out.This trick is only effective in areas where medical care is underdeveloped in ancient times, and there are no reliable old doctors nearby.
So what means of competition are easy for modern people to encounter?Of course it was reported.
Regardless of whether there is a problem with your store, if you receive frequent reports, there will always be personnel from the Health Bureau and other departments to check.Even if it's really okay, people tend to have doubts and dare not come to eat when they look at this posture.
At this time, it is very important to know people in related industries, say hello to the other party, and stop malicious reports in advance in the future.Or simply try to keep a low profile during the investigation, so as not to make a lot of noise in the city and affect the business.
Ye Xu didn't understand: "Will false reports be accepted every time?"
"It depends." Jiang Yuexuan thought for a while, "I don't know how other modern planes are, anyway, the current plane will."
The errands were run by small employees from below, and the whistleblower did not violate the rules. The superiors did not want to take responsibility, so they sent the employees to go out for field inspections.And "whether it is a malicious and false report" is difficult to prove, even if it is confirmed, it is estimated to be a warning, and there is no way to make people pay much.
"In addition to reporting, there is another way to check the fire protection. As long as your store is not "perfect" and set up according to fire protection regulations, people will be able to let you close the store openly. "
This kind of thing is very easy to pick and choose, so Jiang Yuexuan has already arranged a meal appointment with the corresponding department leader.They don't ask for much convenience from others, they just hope that the people who come to check will not be malicious and carping.
Ye Xu suddenly felt that it would be troublesome to open a shop in the modern plane: "There are not so many things in the Transey continent."
The only time someone found fault was with a particularly brutal duke, who was KO'd at the beginning.
Jiang Yuexuan raised her eyebrows: "You are wrong, those worlds are really difficult to mix."
People in the modern planes still have to find faults according to legal means, and other planes don't need it.Among other things, any prince or aristocrat who came to the ancient plane could order you to close the shop. You can't make friends with the emperor in every world and find yourself a backer of more than [-] people, right?
"That's right." Ye Xu found that he didn't encounter many things in the last plane. Maybe it's just his luck, not how peaceful the Transit continent is.
During the conversation, the two had already arrived at the box that had been booked in advance.
Ye Xu didn't speak much in the following social gathering, and he wasn't good at it either.He was a little nervous with all the big names in there.
Fortunately, Sister Xuan was very calm throughout the whole process, leading him to recognize many brothers and sisters.For the sake of sister Xuan, everyone was very polite to him.
Jiang Yuexuan said that he is her little cousin who just graduated from university and wants to start a career, so I hope everyone will take care of him.Ye Xu took out his acting skills of 12 points, tried to show a slightly innocent and shy smile, and tried his best to act out the image of a young master who didn't know much about the world.
In the past, Ye Xu's disguise could easily be seen through by the elves.Fortunately, with the deepening of the integration of the dragon's blood, the noble temperament of the dragon clan and the frankness and purity of the young dragon have become his best protective colors, which perfectly fit the personality set by Jiang Yuexuan.
When everyone saw this posture, they knew that Ye Xu might just come out to play tickets and open a shopping mall, not necessarily for a long time.In this case, there is no need to confront others, let the children have a good business experience, and they will naturally leave when they have had enough fun.
Afterwards, this group of people greeted their acquaintances and gave some information to other bosses who competed with the mall.When everyone heard that Ye Xu was playing with tickets, most of their vigilance was put down, and they didn't plan to make trouble for Ye Xu anymore.
After a small banquet, Jiang Yuexuan drank a lot of wine without changing her expression.Ye Xu, on the other hand, was denied a drop of wine by her on the grounds that "underage dragon cubs are not allowed to drink alcohol".
Everyone present has a good relationship with the Jiang family, so of course they won't force them.And Jiang Yuexuan took the initiative to block the drink, so they put Ye Xu's share on her head and drank together.
When the banquet was over, Sister Xuan still didn't change her face, as if she was not drunk after a thousand cups.Ye Xu was overwhelmed with admiration, and was very envious in his heart. He also really wanted to exercise this kind of drinking capacity, which was very suitable for pretending to be aggressive.
It's a pity that sister Xuan will definitely not let him exercise his drinking capacity.Ye Xu decided to find an opportunity to drink secretly, maybe he is born with a good capacity for alcohol so he doesn't need to practice.
As soon as Jiang Yuexuan turned her head, she realized what little tail was planning. She smiled slightly, but didn't expose it.
After returning to the shopping mall, Ye Xu sneaked into the back kitchen of the barbecue shop to get beer.He thought about the first time he drank, it would be more appropriate to choose a low-alcohol beer.
The process of getting the wine was extremely smooth, with the help of the system backpack, Ye Xu didn't have to hide it at all, and went upstairs empty-handed in a fair manner.After entering the room, quickly close the door, then take out the beer and start tasting.
To be honest, the first time I drank beer, it tasted a bit strange, and I didn't think it was delicious.But he took it all back, and he himself said that he wanted to exercise his drinking capacity, so he couldn't give up halfway.
Ye Xu closed his eyes, raised his bottle and blew on it.As long as you drink it fast enough, the taste buds will not feel anything, and it will not be so bad!
Ye Xu belched after the half bottle was filled.I smacked my lips and thought about it for a while, and felt that it was still acceptable.It may also be that the beer purchased in the store has a high score, which makes it not so bad.
After taking a short break, he lifted the wine bottle again, and filled the remaining half of the bottle.
This time it was not a belch but a full belch, and the smell of the belch had a strong beer smell.Ye Xu immediately wrinkled his face, wanting to drink some water to press it down, but unfortunately he couldn't drink any more.
No matter how low the alcohol content is, it is still high for Ye Xu, a person who has never drunk alcohol.He didn't feel it at first, but after a while he found that his face seemed to be burning.
I went to the mirror and looked at it, and my cheeks were indeed flushed.Reaching out to touch it, it was hot like a fever.
At this moment, Ye Xu could still keep his mind clear. He calmly took out his newly bought mobile phone and searched whether it was a big problem with his face while drinking.I saw on the Internet that the face is not very good, it may be that there is a lack of enzymes that help metabolize ethanol.
This content... frightened Ye Xu a little bit to regret drinking so much, his body was not congenitally qualified, and exercising his drinking capacity was almost equivalent to dying.Fortunately, Ye Xu is now in the body of a dragon, not so fragile, and the amount of a bottle of beer is not enough to cause alcohol poisoning.
The clear thinking was only maintained for such a short while, and after a while, Ye Xu's eyes gradually became dull.He lowered his head dully and glanced at the content on the phone again, suddenly a little aggrieved, grabbed the phone and ran out of the room.
"Dong dong dong." There was a knock on Jiang Yuexuan's door.
The people inside the door were not surprised to be disturbed at this time. Jiang Yuexuan reckoned that Xiaoxu might go berserk after drinking for the first time, so she was already prepared.
As soon as the door opened, she reached out her hand to restrain the person coming.But before she could move, Ye Xu had already plunged into the room, avoiding her hand, and flung himself into a ball on the lazy sofa.
Jiang Yuexuan: "..."
Jiang Yuexuan pulled the drunk out in time to prevent him from tossing himself until he couldn't breathe.
"Woo." Ye Xu, who was forcibly pulled out, let out a pitiful whimper, and the ungrown dragon horn bag and dragon tail appeared unconsciously.Judging by the development of the dragon horn bag, it is indeed a young dragon cub, it looks like it has just broken its shell.
Jiang Yuexuan couldn't be more cruel, like a loving old mother, she patted the dragon cub's head comfortingly, and asked softly, "What's wrong?"
Ye Xu raised his mobile phone: "Hey."
Don't get me wrong, this chirping chirping is not the strange chirping chirping, but the young dragon's cry.Very good, after getting drunk not only the mind returned to childhood, even the language was completely assimilated by the young dragon.
Jiang Yuexuan couldn't communicate with him, so he could only look down at the phone screen.After seeing the content on the screen clearly, she understood it immediately.
"It's okay." Jiang's mother squeezed the dragon corner bun, "Xiaolong won't get sick if he drinks a little beer."
"Hey!"
"Well, I know, it will be fine tomorrow, I promise."
"Huh."
Disturbed by the movement, the others all opened the door to see what was going on.After watching a conversation between people and dragons, Han Ying Shen couldn't help asking: "Sister Xuan, do you understand?"
Jiang Yuexuan didn't change her face: "I don't understand, I guess."
The cub's mind is simple, and it is quite easy to guess.Anyway, it doesn't matter if you guess wrong, a little coaxing can make Xiaolong get back together with himself again.
Ye Xu held his phone blankly, and didn't respond to everyone's comments.Jiang Yuexuan pulled him to sit on the sofa in the living room, and was going to go to the mall to buy some hangover medicine to feed Xiaolong.
Before the medicine was found, a new moth suddenly appeared on that end of Ye Xu.
"Hey, hey, hey." With a straight face, he said a series of beeps to everyone seriously, and then opened the employee employment interface.
Everyone didn't understand a word, Qi Qi looked at Jiang Yuexuan, Jiang Yuexuan also shook her head, expressing that this was too difficult to guess.Looking at the opened interface, she didn't know if Ye Xu simply wanted to draw cards to try his luck, or if he suddenly felt that he could draw some good cards today.
Let alone them, Ye Xu himself didn't know what he was talking about.Because this string is completely the baby dragon's language, the kind that Shenlong can't understand.
The only system that understands it will not be kind enough to help with the translation. It ponders the sentence "It's been a long time since I got a UR by my ability. Today's situation is special, so I want to try again." It can't understand why it can draw a UR under special circumstances.
Xiaolong has his own reasons. Today is the first time he drinks alcohol. On such a special day, of course more special events will happen.It is very suitable to draw a UR out, and it can also be used as a celebration of "breaking the drinking ring".
I don't know if this metaphysics is really useful, but Ye Xu really pulled out a UR when the system was still thinking about it and didn't have time to operate it in the dark.The card played is still a UR intelligent employee, not a useless UR pet.
Ye Xu stared at the man in the wide-sleeved gown, black hair like a waterfall, and flirtatious eyebrows and eyes on the card, and was stunned.The black robe on the man's body was embroidered with colorful flowing silk thread to embroider a majestic big phoenix. With his own publicity, it was easy to guess what the opponent's prototype was.
Ye Xu, who was not clear-headed, couldn't think of why he could draw a card from the realm of comprehension even though he had never been to the plane of comprehension.Jiang Yuexuan's expression changed slightly. She didn't expect that her joining would lead to a widening of the card pool, and her plane unlock list merged with Ye Xu's.
It's over, how will I explain this problem to Xiao Xu who is sober tomorrow?Push the pot to the system, saying that there is a bug in the card pool, can it work?
Han Ying glanced at Jiang Yuexuan thoughtfully, but didn't say anything.He has always felt that the deputy store manager has a lot of secrets, but the other party is also for the good of the store, so he doesn't want to worry about it.
After the young dragon came back to his senses, he suddenly became arrogant, pointed at the man in the card, and shouted arrogantly: "Hey!"
Father Tong silently translated in his heart: I want this chicken to be my younger brother!
It's hard for Xiaolong to remember that all the employees he hired came to work for him when he was drunk, and their status was lower than his, which was just right for him to use his authority to dominate the other party.The grievances handed down from Shenlong and Shenfeng ancestors are really deep-rooted, so that even the young dragons have the urge to step on the phoenix under their feet.
Jiang Yuexuan seemed to remember something, and quickly reached out to stop Ye Xu from spending the employee voucher.
Whether the coupons are used or not is secondary, and there is no shortage of these two coupons now.The key is that one dragon and one phoenix will definitely fight every day in the store, will they still be able to do business by then? !
It's a pity that she was one step too late, Ye Xu has already completed the employment quickly.
The man in black robe stood in front of him, raised his chin and looked at people with his nostrils, exuding a haughty aura all over his body, with the words "I am noble and you are not worthy" almost written on his face.
He glanced at the crowd, snorted, cleared his throat, and said, "My name is Mo Bei, and I am the Young Master of the Feng Clan. You can call me Young Master."
After finishing speaking, Mo Bei raised his head higher, as if waiting for everyone to worship.Those who didn't know thought this was not a plane store, but the territory of the Feng clan.
Everyone: "..."
Jiang Yuexuan slowly showed a disgusted expression, resisting the urge to roll her eyes.That's right, it's a familiar recipe and a familiar taste, no different from the stinky fart phoenix she's seen before.
Ye Xu also felt that this chicken was just as annoying as the impression in his blood inheritance. The more he looked at it, the more unpleasant it became.
There is no way to reason with a drunk person, and it is even more unreasonable with a drunk dragon, especially a drunk young dragon.He felt that the new recruit was too weak, so he couldn't hold back his hand, and Han Yingchen was so shocked that he almost pulled out his dagger to stop him.
Mo Bei was faster than him. After dodging the attack, he also slapped him with his backhand.In the middle of the fan, he remembered that he was now in human form, without wings, and he changed back to his original form unhappily, and was about to fly over to peck the stinky dragon.
Ye Xu suddenly felt that he was being provoked, he was furious, and quickly understood the method of transforming himself without a teacher, and rushed to fight with the little phoenix.
This scene should have been a rare scene of the century, but——
A fat little black bird that was slightly bigger than a palm and had not yet shed its fluff. It was angry and blew its fur into a ball, making it look more rounded.
A juvenile dragon that was thinner than a bamboo pole and whose horns hadn't grown yet, its scales stood up when it was angry, just like a pine cone.
Jiang Yuexuan: "..."
Cold Shadow Shen: "..."
other people:"……"
Sorry, cubs fighting are so funny hahaha!
The fighting of the cubs is still maintained in a very primitive state, you peck me, I scratch you.The two cubs rolled from the air to the ground, tossed and moved on the ground, and knocked away the scattered cat toys on the ground.
They just got into fights, but they still didn't feel relieved, they opened their mouths and scolded each other twice.They scolded "嘤嘤嘤" and "Jiujiujiu" at the same time. I don't know if they understand each other's language. Anyway, the more they scolded, the more angry they became, so they hit harder and harder.
Soon, they both rolled under the sofa, out of sight.
Jiang Yuexuan, who was a bit of a clean freak, couldn't laugh for a moment. She rushed over and moved the sofa away, grabbed them out one by one, carried them into the bathroom with a cold face, and scrubbed them from head to toe.
As soon as the cold water rushed over, the two cubs who had been fighting on the head became a little more sober.But this sobriety only lasted for a moment. Jiang Yuexuan was afraid that the cub would catch a cold, so she thoughtfully switched the warm water, and then the two started kicking me and kicking you again, and they were dishonest in the bath.
Jiang Yuexuan only has two hands, one only needs to scrub them, the other only needs to hold them down, there is no way to separate them.So in the end, the two cubs were pinned next to each other, which gave them a lot of room for small movements.
They kicked each other, Jiang Yuexuan didn't care, but they were not allowed to bite, it was too dirty, and it was easy to eat the shower gel.Frightened by the boss's lust, the two cubs obediently agreed, promising to only move their hands but not their mouths.
The scrubbing was over soon, and when they were taken out, both sides did not forget to kick each other secretly.Jiang Yuexuan separated them from left to right, and called Han Yingshen to help.
"You wipe off the dragon cub's water." Jiang Yuexuan directed.
Xiaolong only has a little hair on his head and tail, and the rest of the body can be dried easily with just a wipe.Xiaofeng couldn't do it anymore, her whole body was covered in fluff, and she had to use a hair dryer after wiping.
The little fat bird had never seen a hair dryer before, and was startled by the buzzing sound, and screamed at Jiang Yuexuan.Jiang Yuexuan casually grabbed his bird's beak, and was forced to close the mic.
After the hair was dried, Little Phoenix was already a messy and tormented cub.
What about the little dragon on the other side?Jiang Yuexuan turned her head to look over and found that this guy was actually asleep.It's normal to think about it. After drinking alcohol, it's easy to get sleepy, and they have been fighting for a long time.
When the cubs are full of energy, they are really vigorous, and they get tired really fast.Not only Ye Xu, but also Little Fenghuang fell asleep with his head tilted and began to snore.
Jiang Yuexuan rubbed her temples with a headache, feeling that the store would be noisy in the future.
The author says:
The cubs fight daily, and the serialization will officially start today (bushi);
Sister Xuan's highlight is almost here, and next is Mo Bei's highlight...
Silly Mobei doesn't seem to have any highlights?Forget it, next one.
The next one is the piano girl Zhenzhen.