Chapter 37
Chapter 37
The orange lights on the bow of the boat are shining, and the star-like river continues to move forward.
The moon is getting bigger and bigger.
In the dots of light on the river, Yu Wanwan continued tearfully saying: "In "Supreme Heavenly Monarch", I was originally the eldest lady of the famous Jinlin Pavilion. Although I have never met Li Tian, we have a marriage contract since we were young. .”
"But later, Litian's family was in decline, and he didn't want to make progress and made no achievements. The family thought he was not good enough for me, so they regretted the marriage for me and found another marriage that was well-matched."
"But……"
However, according to the standard routine of waste wood counterattacking fantasy novels, the Golden Scale Pavilion had just divorced, and Er Litian had a sudden encounter, and the salty fish turned around.
In less than half a year, his rapid improvement in the level of immortality made everyone admire him, and he quickly dominated one side.Because his resignation made him lose face, he made things difficult for Jinlin Pavilion from here on, and even abolished Yu Wanwan's fiancé's cultivation level at the Immortal Magic Conference, and slapped Yu Wanwan's family in a fancy way in the subsequent plot.
Terrified, Yu Wanwan's family immediately knelt down and tried to resume the marriage contract.
Er Litian ignored it at first, but later saw that Yu Wanwan's pear blossoms and rain were really stunning, and "reluctantly" accepted her as one of the harem.
On Yu Wanwan's side, she was overwhelmed with gratitude for Er Litian's magnanimity regardless of past suspicions. She happily became Er Huanglitian's equal wife with the heroine, and even brought the whole family's prosperity. She didn't feel that there was anything wrong. Thanks Dade.
Until later, Yu Wanwan succeeded in cultivating immortals and entered the next world.
It was a world where the great heroine was cultivating immortals, and the love content was almost zero.She worked hard all the way to upgrade, and finally entered the country, and the journey went smoothly.
But she never expected that the biggest hurdle in the immortal life of the fairy Yu Wanwan was that she went to the well of time and space out of curiosity, wanting to take a look at her life in the previous life.
After reading it, I was almost out of breath and became obsessed on the spot!
So insulting.Now that she has broken through the space-time wall with a part of her consciousness and sent her here, she is looking for an opportunity to cut this man to death to relieve her hatred!
Pei Lin: "..."
Reluctantly, he stretched out his hand.
Yu Wanwan in the halo turned into a small spot of light and landed on his palm.
Immediately, in another halo, another short-haired beauty asked him for help: "Please help me, my name is Shumo, and I am Li Tianye's wife in "The City Fairy King of the Stunning School Beauty"."
School flower Shumo's life is full of dangers every day.
She has been white, rich and beautiful since she was a child, but her too beautiful face has brought her many disasters.All the men around are coveting her beauty like wolves, and the women around are madly jealous of her and want to frame her.
Shumo is only 17 years old, and she has already experienced hundreds of molestation, kidnapping, and drugging by perverts.
Fortunately, Er Litian came to save him every time he was close to death.
He is her hero.He was the only one who could protect her in this dangerous world, so she was devoted to him and didn't mind his flirting with dozens of other girls.
Until the next world, she entered a realistic campus-to-workplace romance essay.
She is still a stunning school girl.
But when she was 17 years old, no one came to kidnap her.
There are still a lot of boys chasing her, but very few of them go to extremes in anger and drug her when they are rejected. Occasionally, one or two who want to tease her are all run away by her sharp tongue.In particular, none of the female classmates thought of spreading rumors every day to frame her.
In the real world, there is no extra points in the college entrance examination, and in this school with a high enrollment rate, you have to study hard in disgrace.
After entering the workplace, beauty can be a stepping stone, but it can also be a pain point for others to point out and question her business ability and character.She just fought so hard in the workplace, and finally broke through on her own, with a sense of accomplishment.
Until she was 40 years old, traveling around the world with financial freedom, she accidentally found a book, "The City Fairy King of the Stunning School Girl".
All of a sudden, it reminded her of her previous life's wisdom world.
That outrageous world where all the men except Er Litian are drug addicts and kidnappers.
She was brainwashed by such a world view, and she felt that the flamboyant male protagonist was so pure and unpretentious. After graduation, she happily became the male protagonist's full-time housewife, serving him food and drinking, and treating him like a spring. warmth.
fuck! ! !
Another halo fell on Pei Lin's fingertips.
Opposite the boat, Huo Xiuxun tried his best to hold back a smile, with stars reflected in his amber eyes.
Professor Pei is so funny.
Really.
Obviously he couldn't hold back any longer, his handsome face was covered with the words "outrageous", but he still agreed to help those girls.
Just like him every day, he obviously feels that he is outrageous, so he is still willing to hug him occasionally.
……
Erhuang's enemies are not only girls, but also men.
Ye Zitan and Wen Zicheng are his "control group" in "Super God of Learning: Full Score in College Entrance Exam Shocking the Nation" and "Supreme Immortal" respectively.
Before meeting Er Litian, Xueba Ye Zitan was always No.1 in the class.
In order to be admitted to the ideal university, he studied extremely hard, only slept for a few hours a day, and crazily studied the questions with his sleepy and tired body.
Wen Zicheng is an upright and serious young man from a famous family in the fairy world, and the number one young talent on the Cangzhou ranking list.
Ye Zitan: "It's not that I can't accept someone with better grades than me, who is as narrow-minded as others say."
"I just think that as long as he works a little bit harder, even if he only learns me half or even a quarter of the time, I will be convinced! But what about him? He skips classes, smokes, fights, falls in love, and talks a lot all day long. , I’ve never seen him do the questions, and suddenly he got 750 points in the college entrance examination? Why don’t you just grab my collar and slap me hard in the face!”
Wen Zicheng: "Although I am young and promising, I don't care if I come from behind and reach the sky in one step."
"I have admired Wanwan since I was a child. After knowing that Wanwan divorced that person, I sincerely came to propose marriage. I only wanted to be a couple with her for the rest of my life."
"But Naer Litian kept saying that he wanted to get back some 'dignity'. He ruined my fairy art and appearance, and trampled the whole Wanwan family under his feet. He won a big victory in the fairy art conference and knelt on the ancestral tablet What is the previous generous statement? Yixue's shame and revenge. But in fact, the appointment between him and Wanwan was just the order of their parents when they were young. The two had never met and had no feelings for each other. Digital confidante!"
"But the entire fairy world turned a blind eye to this. Everyone spoke for him, accusing me of seizing people's love, scolding Wanwan for being superior and trampled for inferiority."
"Later, when Erli became famous, he became the Supreme Immortal Monarch, and the Princess of the Demon Realm retired the engagement for him."
"When the demon's fiancé came to kill him, everyone was unanimous, blaming the demon for being self-indulgent and pestering, and the toad wanting to eat swan meat."
"I don't agree."
Soon, Pei Lin's hands were full of dancing little balls of light.
He had to hold it with both hands, and at this moment he heard Huo Xiuxun's low chuckle again.
Looking up, the man was observing him with a slightly malicious smile.
"Professor Pei looks at it now, it looks like a little squirrel in a previous video."
"There are so many pine cones that I can't hold them in my hands. If you catch one, you drop the other."
Pei Lin: "..."
"You can see that I can't hold it, and you won't help me get some, and won't you solve the problem?"
Huo Xiuxun raised his eyebrows with a smile, but turned to look overboard.The boat had been walking on the vast and wide river just now, but now it slowly entered the rainforest.There are more fireflies in the rainforest than on the lake at night, as well as fluorescent water lilies and mushrooms.
"Professor Pei, look," he said like a child showing off his toys, "this place is really beautiful, isn't it?"
"Beautiful." Pei Lin was helpless, except for a little bit outrageous - beauty is really beautiful, as if the typical and magical illusions in the game are also real, but if I have to say, there are too many fluorescent lights, inexplicably a bit like Tang Caiping's big laser exaggerated aesthetics.
Huo Xiuxun shook his head: "Professor Pei is really not a romantic person at all."
"Are you romantic?"
Huo Xiuxun didn't answer him any more, just raised his fingertips lightly.
Professor Pei's left hand emitted a silver light, and that group of silver light climbed up his ring finger, slowly turning into a platinum ring of just the right size.
Pei Lin: "..." =_=
The shape of the ring is very simple, with only one diamond on the ring face.
After seeing the ring, all the little balls of light actively gathered and were obediently put into the diamond, and the originally transparent diamond slowly revealed a warm firefly light.
There is nothing on the ring, only a line.
A deep line of electrocardiogram - a certain person's heartbeat, secretly and blatantly, engraved on it.
"How about it, do you like it?"
Pei Lin: "..." How would he answer?
Little Q felt belatedly, and screamed: [Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?Whoa whoa whoa! 】
Headache.
Huo Xiuxun: "Oh, sorry for the mistake, Professor Pei prefers sapphires to diamonds."
In the next second, the diamond turned into a sapphire, and the inscription of the heartbeat is still there.
Another second.
bang——
Pei Lin's clothes were also completely changed, and replaced with the groom's outfit for the wedding.
"you……"
Huo Xiuxun's long and narrow eyes shone with extreme joy and excitement, and the corners of his lips curled up exaggeratedly, like a naughty boy who suddenly discovered some treasure, and raised his fingertips again.
bang——
This time, the clothes were changed into a Halloween wizard-like spooky robe that fits well with the magical boat and the surrounding scenes, and also brought a cyclope.
Pei Lin hadn't had time to protest yet.
bang——
Once again, it is directly the adult version of the fluffy little cloak that is full of disobedience.Huo Xiuxun tilted his head to look, and suddenly showed a sly smile: "I know which one is most suitable for Professor Pei."
Pei Lin lowered his head, and his clothes turned into pajamas.
A giant, green dinosaur pajamas.Two front paws wrap around his hands, and the ferocious dinosaur head bites his head under the teeth.
Seth was satisfied: "Haha, hahahahahaha!"
"Huo, Xiu, Xun!"
"Ha...haha...Speaking of which, I have been thinking about it for the past few days in the hospital."
"Professor Pei, ha, I changed and washed your only two normal pajamas...haha. So, ha, Professor Pei is at home recently, what do you wear every night? Hahaha!"
Pei Lin couldn't bear it anymore, and stood up abruptly.
In his previous life, he was very popular, and with the protection of Zhao Xinglu and other younger brothers, he never had the chance to fight with anyone!And the fencing he has learned is also an elegant activity, only a criminal like Huo Xiuxun can make him harass others repeatedly!
But he unfortunately overlooked one point.
Although it was no problem for him to beat ten-year-old Huo Xiuxun, they were not ten years old now.In addition, this ghost place is still seth's exclusive open world!
And he was dressed in a big green-skinned dinosaur, his tail hooked directly on the boat, his body lost his balance, and he just fell straight towards the boat.
Pei Lin: "..."
Although he didn't read online novels in his previous life, he occasionally watched soap operas with his mother when he was tired.
Tang Caiping's taste in buying clothes is not very good, but her taste in watching dramas is not bad.She once told Pei Lin that there is a screening criterion for quickly identifying "bad dramas".
Just watch the first episode of the drama, if there is a clumsy protagonist who falls on another protagonist and kisses another protagonist, then this drama is absolutely terrible, and I will never pursue it!
However, at this moment.
Pei Lin was so unlucky, he tilted his dinosaur tail abruptly and fell on Huo Xiuxun.
Although it didn't happen to be a mouth-to-mouth kiss, he did want to cry without tears, and accidentally wiped the tip of the other's ear with his lips.
Seth's ears were pointy and cool.
Pei Lin simply had no love in life, and at that moment, he had just one thought——hoping that Seth's peripheral nerves would be dull and he wouldn't be able to feel it.Or feel it but pretend nothing happened!
result.
"Professor Pei, are you so enthusiastic?"
Pei Lin: "..."
Under the moon, the beautiful firefly forest is full of bright spots.
Looking at Huo Xiuxun's handsome face, he smiled casually, raised his eyebrows and asked in a low voice.
To be honest, this person is not a psychopath at all.
As long as he is not a little sick, he has a sharp, impeccable, attractive and good-looking face when he is an adult.
Unfortunately, this person is just a psychopath who fears the world will not be chaotic!At the same time, it looks disgusting. At the moment, Pei Lin is holding Pei Lin's unsteady body with both hands, and he still has bad intentions and doesn't give him a support point for balance!
Warm breath blew by Pei Lin's ears.
Huo Xiuxun sighed: "Oh, Professor Pei is too pitiful. No one wanted it in his previous life, and he never even received a ring. So, why are you overly excited when you receive a ring all of a sudden?"
"But we can't blame Professor Pei entirely."
His eyes reflected the sky full of stars, and he pretended to be shy and proud: "After all, the evening breeze is so good, the moonlight is so intoxicating, and I am so delicious. It's normal for Professor Pei to be unable to hold it for a while."
A hot kiss fell on Pei Lin's ear.
Then, without a moment's reaction, another kiss landed on the cheek.
The third one lands on the tip of the nose.
Pei Lin: "..."
It exploded, really.
He exploded! ! !It exploded! ! ! !
Although he still has no expression at the moment, his brain has definitely exploded into fireworks!What's even more insane is that the criminals seemed to know that he was blown up inside, whoo—boom—
Fireworks appeared directly in the sky above the rainforest.
Huo Xiuxun held his chin and smiled slightly.
A bit of tenderness, a bit of banter, and the rest are naked provocations by criminals! ! !
The sky was crackling and fireworks were exploding.
The ground was crackling, and Professor Pei was blown into fireworks.
Criminals do whatever they want, the more they laugh, the more they get carried away!
"Professor Pei, don't get me wrong."
"Of course I'm not interested in Professor Pei's frigid type."
He coughed lightly, looked into his eyes, proud and proud.
"But~ since Professor Pei is so active, it's another matter. At least your mind is still good, and it should be much easier to bear than those idiots who travel through time."
He suppressed a smile, and suddenly realized: "Ah~ Could it be that Professor Pei has been celibate in his previous life and has always been chasing after me, in fact... he was already coveting my beauty at that time?"
"That's why you became a 'tasker'? To complete your obsession?"
As he spoke, he leaned over and tilted his head with a smile, revealing his sexy collarbone under the black shirt.
"How about your ears?"
"I will let you get what you want tonight. Do you want to see it here?"
Pei Lin couldn't bear it anymore, and did the most imageless thing in his life.
He hadn't been able to get up because of his clumsy clothes.At this moment, he stopped climbing, and directly hit him with a head hammer.
However, the little dinosaur head comes with a cotton air cushion.
Damage 0.
On the contrary, he lost his balance even more. He just pressed his forehead like this, and continued to be unable to stand up.
Pei Lin: "..."
Is this the legendary social death?
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